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Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
MINNEAPOLIS—Setting his sights on a point five minutes into the future, snooze button time traveler Brent Conley, 31, engaged the launch initiation switch on his temporal teleportation device at precisely 7:30 a.m. this morning, immediately sending himself hurtling through time.
·theonion.com·
Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Remarks of President Barack Obama – As Prepared for Delivery | The White House
Remarks of President Barack Obama – As Prepared for Delivery | The White House
And this is where I end up sounding squishy-liberal on the future: "And that’s precisely what the founders left us: the power to adapt to changing times. They left us the keys to a system of self-government – the tool to do big and important things together that we could not possibly do alone. To stretch railroads and electricity and a highway system across a sprawling continent. To educate our people with a system of public schools and land grant colleges, including Ohio State. To care for the sick and the vulnerable, and provide a basic level of protection from falling into abject poverty in the wealthiest nation on Earth. To conquer fascism and disease; to visit the Moon and Mars; to gradually secure our God-given rights for all our citizens, regardless of who they are, what they look like, or who they love."
·whitehouse.gov·
Remarks of President Barack Obama – As Prepared for Delivery | The White House