Sarevok defeats The Dark Urge
Sarevok overpowers The Dark Urge and claims them on the floor of the temple. Any Dark Urge with a womb is good for this. For maximum points it becomes apparent that Bhaal himself takes over Sarevok for these breeding missions and is punishing their child for failure.
Gortash/Haarlep; sexual instruction, loss of virginity
Before he started seducing patriars and arms merchants, Gortash had to learn the arts of sex and seduction from someone, right? And who better to teach him than his former master’s personal incubus?
As for Haarlep, they’re just happy to have an active partner for a change; inexperienced, perhaps, but eager to learn what Haarlep can teach.
Bonus points if it’s Gortash’s first time.
Gale/Any, virgin Gale
So like, clearly Gale and Mystra only ever had crazy Astral sex and he has some hangups around not being enough as himself in the bedroom, right? Let's consider that his awkwardness around the subject with the player is because he is technically still a virgin. He might have had sex but he's never physically gotten off with another person before.
Please give us his romantic partner (Tav or Companion of choice) finding out about this and gently guiding him through his first time.
Astarion gets his fangs removed
Could have been one of Cazador's sick games or something that happened post brainworms, but somehow Astarion's fangs get ripped out and he has to depend on others to help him get blood
Bonus ideas +He's mega embarrassed to ask someone to help feed him, but he's so hungry he doesn't have any other choice ++If it was one of Cazador's tortures, one of his siblings takes pity on him and pre-bites his rats for him but he'll owe them +++They'll grow back eventually but in the meantime, grumpy teething Astarion
astarion/wyll, new body, new discoveries
wyll is, as always, chivalrous and saves karlach. becoming a demon isn’t on the top of his to do list.
but it might be on astarion’s
tldr; wyll isnt used to this new body and astarion offers to explore it with him. new ridges and such.
Gortash/default!Dark Urge, Bane/Bhaal – first time, dubcon, used as avatars by their gods
Gortash and the Dark Urge have been making alliance overtures for a while, and it’s going extremely well. They’ve heisted together, they’re really impressed by each other; their gods are pleased. It’s time to formally seal the deal! Both Chosen are informed by their masters that this involves some kind of ritual murder (Idk, maybe the Chosen of Bane picks a political target and arranges things so the kill is convenient, while the Chosen of Bhaal does the actual killing). Neither of them gets told about Part 2 of this ritual – their respective deities possess their bodies and proceed to go at it like, uh, blood-smeared rabbits.
-Bonus points if the attraction was already there, but Gortash wasn’t going to risk his most valuable alliance by pursuing it, and the Dark Urge was convinced he’d slaughter Gortash if they fucked.
-Double bonus points for some truly unhinged dirty talk from Bhaal and Bane, using their Chosen's voices.
-Triple bonus points for aftermath where there’s a lot of surprise from Gortash and the Dark Urge, but it’s clear that this hasn’t harmed the closeness of their relationship (maybe they’re closer now).
-I don’t mind at all what the ritual sex consists of! Maybe they fight for dominance, or Gortash/Bane rides the Dark Urge/Bhaal’s cock while making a point that he obeys no one else now, or the Slayer shows up to make things memorable, or the Dark Urge/Bhaal gets put on his hands and knees and referred to as Bane’s war hound while he’s fucked?
Astarion/Tav, daddy kink
Astarion's being a naughty boy and Tav decides he needs a bit of gentle discipline
Astarion/Tav- bedwetting
Astarion finds a way to become mortal again, but as vampires don't need to use the bathroom, he isn't very good at holding it through the night anymore.
+M!Tav preferred ++Astarion is embarrassed but deflects by being a brat about it +++Tav helps him clean up
Gortash/The Dark Urge, banites can’t sub
Gortash and the Durge are lovers, but due to the strict orders of tyranny in all things that Bane requires, Gortash is not allowed to bottom, on pain of retribution or revocation of Chosen status from his god.
And, well, maybe Gortash really wants to. What might their sex look like with such a restriction? How do they deal?
Prefer default white dragonborn Durge, but open to reading anything with this premise!
Astarion/Wyll or Astarion/Halsin, sex pollen and ramifications
Wyll or Halsin get dosed up with some type of sex pollen for a classic fuck-or-die scenario, and Astarion helps them out. It’s completely fine and doesn’t trigger any of his issues with sex or autonomy at all. (This is a lie.)
Could be established relationship or they’re still feeling their way towards something.
Gale/Lorroakan non-con degradation
After seeing this scene: ( https://www.tumblr.com/galedekarios/731993315293216768/you-keep-telling-yourself-that ) I can’t get the idea of Lorroakan taking advantage of Gale out of my head. A fully reformed Gale being degraded and fucked by the darkest reflection of himself. Maybe Gale gives himself up to save a companion/Dame Aylin just as the icing on the cake, proving he’s the better man, but dragging him down further anyways
Gale/any, omorashi/wetting
For handwave-y reasons (having to stealth, maybe?), Gale and the gang haven't been able to take a break while adventuring--not even a short pee break. Gale doesn't realize how bad he has to go until it's too late.
Just. Gale wetting himself and being super flustered and embarrassed. Probably trying to hide it, but maybe someone (or all of them) notice and try to either comfort or tease him. Maybe a little of both.
Maybe someone teases him by feeling the crotch of his pants and they cup his soft cock through his soaked pants? And then maybe they jerk him off about it????
Bonus points for humiliation.
I'm open to Gale/any, but my preferences are Tav (any gender) or Wyll. Astarion would work well for this prompt too, though he's not my first choice. Honestly, as long as the focus is on Gale losing control and being super embarrassed, I'll be happy!
Karlach/Dammon, accidental stimulation
Act 3 Dammon has a breakthrough on a way to fix Karlach's engine without needing to go to Avernus. Post act 2 cooldown he can now touch her to do the repairs himself. Karlach is pent up. The chest is a sensitive area. Infernal engine probably required interesting rewiring of the nerves. You see where I'm going with this.
Wyll/Astarion, Karlach/Astarion, or Wyll/Karlach/Astarion, trapped in hell
I would really like to see someone take on a scenario where Wyll's contract closes in on him, Karlach ends up returning to Avernus because of her engine, and Astarion loses both life and soul when Cazador completes the ritual.
Three miserable people find each other in the hells, and... manage to find a little comfort in each other? Talk about better times? Take what pleasure they can in a place where everything is awful? Team up and escape?
Anything is fine with me, honestly. They can either know each other already or this can be an AU of some sort, I'm not picky.
Tadpolycule - spin the bottle
I JUST want all the origin companions to kiss!! I'm thinking they're playing spin the bottle for shits and giggles one night and everyone eventually has a chance to kiss one another
Gortash/Dark Urge, Gortash sees Durge in the Illithid Colony at the end of act 2
What it says on the tin. Gortash and Dark Urge used to be lovers. He assumed the Dark Urge was dead, but he saw him at the end of act 2 in that scene with the party eavesdropping on the three Chosen. How he reacts and whether it's a resisting or evil Dark Urge is up to you. I'd also love for the Dark Urge to get some sense of recognition, at least.
Astarion/Tav - Fuck or die, virgin!Tav, dubcon
Basically what it says on the tin. Astarion and Tav end up in a situation where they are required to fuck in front of a group of enemies or be killed, however Tav is a virgin and isn't enthusiastic about sex. Please no outright non-con though if Astarion has to be a little persuasive to get them through the situation, that's ok.
+Astarion acts as Tav's guide though the experience and thus can't disassociate ++Tav cries +++Astarion going from just trying to survive to feeling horrible about what he's doing. ++++++++++Protective Astarion ++++++++++++++++++ Hopeful ending Be as explicit and/or add any other kink you want! I don't care as long as its not straight up non-con.
(If you feel like it, I'd love some trauma recovery/healing included as well)
Astarion/Other, Dub-Con with good intentions
Something is wrong with Astarion (poison, bad blood, body manipulation, other) and the vampire acts against the group's interest but especially his own. The only help the gang can provide is in the form of a potion. Either his body fights back or he does in a muddled state. When one option is unavailable they move to the next. Restrained (likely on his front with arms tied or held) his pants are pulled down (bonus if Caretaker preps them) and the bottle is inserted while he begs it to be over.
Astarion/Any character: Massage
I just need someone to make the stressed out vamp into jelly. Especially when he didnt think he'd be so comfortable having strong, firm hands all over him like this, particularly on his back.
++ Astarion coming untouched
Dammon/Karlach
Dammon is such a sweetheart, he deserves to have his holes destroyed by an equally sweet Karlach. Bonus points for trans Karlach and maybe temperature play, she’s so hot and her cum is positively molten and Dammon can only take it
breeder!Astarion, forced pregnancy
Rite of Profane Ascension requires a bit more... personal touch than merely capturing seven thousand unfortunate souls. Rather, every few months Cazador's spawns are sent out to seduce, bed and get bred by their unknowing victims, to later give birth to a babe taken away the minute it's born, its only purpose to serve as a component to the Black Mass. It's a strategy far more time consuming, but the bonds linking spawns and their children make the ritual that much more potent - and the end reward that much greater.
Astarion is snatched by the mind flayers en-route to the palace after one such escapade, yet another unfortunate life blooming within him - just like myriads of others over the two hundred years of his servitude. This time, however, he has a fighting chance, shielded from his master's influence by the tadpole squirming around in his skull and a team of intrepid, loyal companions, willing to aid him in his personal quest of revenge and redemption.
And maybe, just maybe, he can save at least one little soul he was forced to bring unto this world.
Gale/Orb
The orb is sentient and it loves Gale very much. It doesn’t want Gale to be rid of it, and it certainly doesn’t want anyone else to have Gale. Gale belongs to It, and it will do anything in its power to keep him.
Bonus for magical orb fucking, maybe it just overwhelms him with pleasure, maybe it uses magic tendrils, and maybe it won’t rest until Gale can think of nothing but It.
Wyll/Astarion, Gale/Astarion, or Karlach/Astarion; team up after rocky first start
I'd really love to see something where Astarion's first run-in after the Nautiloid crash goes poorly. He's having a rough time, falls in with either an evil-leaning Tav or an origin character of your choosing, they get off on entirely the wrong foot and he attempts the first bite anyway out of desperation. He gets a stake in the chest for his troubles but survives it and is on his own in the middle of a goblin-laden wilderness, injured and half starved.
Cue Wyll, Gale, or Karlach and any additional origin party members you want coming along to find themselves a half-starved vampire who is even more feral with distrust now.
Gale/Astarion - a slutty, slutty manbun
Purposefully or not, I'd like to see Gale driving Astarion absolutely rabid by putting his hair up to reveal his neck.
Maybe he does it one day while studying, maybe he does it to keep it out of his face while going down on his partner... Whatever the reason, Asterion has a big reaction to it.
Halsin/Ketheric Thorm, noncon revenge sex
Halsin is in the party when they first enter Moonrise Towers; Ketheric recognizes the druid from one hundred years ago. Still needing to find a way to remove his immortality, the party is forced to hand over their ‘slave’ to face his vengeance.
I don’t need to see a happy ending, but no permanent character death for Halsin or the party; other than that go wild.
Astarion/Tav- stuck in a hole/wall
Non-ascended Astarion finds Tav (female or Non binary) stuck in a compromising situation. In trying to help them free he helps him self first.
+risk of being caught by others ++ Tav is a tiefling
Karlach/F!Wyll: Sparring
Wyll is a woman in this AU. Karlach and Wyll do some fun sparring that turns into hot, sweaty fucking.
Gale/Anyone - fucking the netherorbussy
So I recently saw some art where the orb inscribed on Gale's chest opens into the raw weave.
What if someone tried sticking some stuff in there?
Gortash/Dark Urge, cock cures amnesia
Literally Gortash fucks the Dark Urge so good that it breaks the amnesia and bring his lost lover back to him. Dick so good it makes you remember everything you’ve lost
Asterion/Shadowheart - noncon + partial somno
Somehow or another Asterion and Shadowheart are trapped (in a cave, held captive, whatever) away from the group. Asterion keeps coming onto SH but she doesn't reciprocate, as she's sleeping Asterion starts to assault her. SH wakes up either before he's inside her or after, either way she's too weak to properly fight back
• pregnancy risk and multiple rounds is a plus • bonus points if Asterion has something that could temporarily paralyze SH once he gets tired of her trying to fight him off