Elle Woods wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III but, when he breaks up with her for being too blonde, she goes to Harvard law school to prove him wrong.
In a desperate bid for fame, an aspiring comedian kidnaps his hero, blurring the lines between obsession and ambition. As he navigates the chaotic world of comedy, he discovers that the path to stardom is paved with dark choices and unexpected consequences.
Seymour Krelboin is a hapless sap working in a skid row flower shop. He loves coworker Audrey Fulquard, but is close to losing his job. Luckily, he discovers a new plant, and brings the sickly specimen to work, which impresses both Audrey and his boss, Gravis Mushnick. Mushnick makes Seymour's job contingent on the survival of the plant. While Seymour works on this, he discovers the plant responds to blood. Oh, and it talks! It tells him it needs more blood to thrive, and Seymour sets about the gruesome business of providing it.
Two underclassmen roommates at an all-boys boarding school eventually and unexpectedly bond, one a social outcast, the other a star rugby player. With a new English teacher challenging students to find their own voices, the boys' friendship is tested by the rugby-obsessed expectations of others after one is found to be gay.
A junkyard dog returns to Earth from heaven thanks to the powers of a magical, rewindable watch, though his objective changes as he watches events unfold in his former stomping grounds.