I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK - HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED
It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise.
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If You Want to Live, Look Down
As a life-long hotel maintenance worker, I've seen some bizarre occurrences throughout my career.
And It Goes Running
Aside from becoming a werewolf, June was actually pretty non-eventful.
A Bruise the Size and Shape of a Door Handle
When Salma was nine her mother died and she went to live with the father she knew only through birthday phone calls and from her mother’s steel-lined phraseology—he was a bitch on heat; a fucking rabid, no-cock-and-balled pug with more horn than a wolfhound.
What They Don’t Tell You
Mum always said that if you want to open your eyes, do community service.
The Circus
The Tramp finds work and the girl of his dreams at a circus.
Façade
Your friends Grace and Trip have invited you over for drinks only to desperately need your help to save their marriage
Sentient Cleaning Device
Clean the floor.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
This spooky addition to Alvin Schwartz's popular books on American folklore is filled with tales of eerie horror and dark revenge that will make you jump with fright. Stephen Gammell's splendidly creepy drawings perfectly capture the mood of more than two dozen scary stories—and even scary songs—all just right for reading alone or for telling aloud in the dark.
Night of the Living Dummy
When twins Lindy and Kris find a ventriloquist's dummy in a dumpster, Lindy decides to "rescue" it, and she names it Slappy. But Kris is green with envy. It's not fair. Why does Lindy get to have all the fun and all the attention? Kris decides to get a dummy of her own. She'll show Lindy. Then weird things begin to happen. Nasty things. Evil things. It can't be the dummy causing all the trouble, can it?
The Metamorphosis EP
Initially this music was commissioned by theatre company Noortje Licht as a soundtrack for 'De Gedaanteverwisseling' (The Metamorphosis), based on the book by Franz Kafka.
Black Up
Black Up is the debut studio album by American hip hop duo Shabazz Palaces.
Bad Brains
The debut, self-titled album of the group Bad Brains. Released originally solely on cassette tape. This album is widely regarded as one of the best punk albums ever made. Additionally, despite Bad Brains' DC roots, this album heavily influenced New York City’s hardcore scene in the mid-late ‘80s.
Quaranta
Quaranta is the sixth studio album by American rapper Danny Brown, released on November 17, 2023, by Warp Records.
Spirit Phone
The album focuses on paranormal concepts and the occult. Additionally, it serves as a love letter to the 80s, both by way of emulating its aesthetics and by navigating the economic insecurities (“Reaganomics”, “I Earn My Life”) and technological advancements (“Cabinet Man”) of the decade.
Let My Children Hear Music
Let My Children Hear Music is a unique feather in Mingus' musical cap. It is an album full of Mingus' characteristic spontaneity, but in a way that is more organized and almost classical in nature. Mingus has regarded it as the “best album [he] ever made”.
Atrocity Exhibition
The album shares the name of J.G. Ballard’s 1970 novel and Joy Division’s 1980 track. Both were quite controversial following their release with references to a Third World War and JFK’s assassination in the novel, and the lead singer of Joy Division, Ian Curtis, subsequently committing suicide. Danny stated that another meaning of the album is more literal. People treat usually disturbing things like his drug habits or police brutality as though they are part of a freak-show.
plastic tape
Snapshots of a life through bandages.
Mirror Isles
Welcome to the Mirror Isles, here's a lot of mirrors and a lot of puzzles.
floatland
A girl and a video game.
kittykat96
A young woman loses herself to her online persona.
Mr. Carefree Butterfly
A carefree millennial helps his friend to move to the suburbs.
David Lynch Teaches Typing
Help raise your words per minute with the only software that's wild at heart and weird on the top, David Lynch Teaches Typing.
Bloxorz
Toss and turn all around the map in Bloxorz, the legendary block-flipping game. Make it through all 33 levels to become master of the rectangular brick.
Diamond Jack
An animated short about a diamond thief in a high spirited chase.
find true love
Animation about love.
Twins in Paradise
Twin tennis stars Darcy and Marcy struggle with their inner demons on the eve of a big championship.
A Game About Literally Doing Your Taxes
Just another totally accurate simulation of doing your taxes. We swear.
Star Fetchers
The introduction to a wild ride with gangsters and deep state conspiracy theories.
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is a British surrealist musical comedy horror web series created by Becky Sloan and Joe Pelling from THIS IS IT Collective. It stars three puppets: Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. The series is about the three friends being educated about life's most important lessons.