Favorite tweet: A kind woman just yelled across the street “ you and your dog look so pretty!” and I cried a little. More kind people 2020. — Annemarie Dooling (@TravelingAnna) August 26, 2020

Favorite tweet: I don’t know what the police escalation of force procedures were, but fwiw, if I shot a civilian 7 times in Afghanistan after he tried to get into a car, I’d be court-martialed for murder, the general would apologize, & my Marines would be pissed because I made their job harder. — Paul Szoldra (@PaulSzoldra) August 26, 2020

Upvoted: Same-sex penguin couple welcomes baby chick after adopting and hatching an egg together via /r/news https://ift.tt/2EqPHmM

Upvoted: Finally tied the knot with my girlfriend of 7 years, it hasn't been an easy adventure, but i am glad of the result. via /r/MadeMeSmile https://ift.tt/2YAeYlg

Upvoted: Christian Values perfectly exemplified via /r/PoliticalHumor https://ift.tt/3b57kEH

Upvoted: A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy... via /r/Jokes https://ift.tt/32uLy9k

Upvoted: Revenge porn site owner wants his photos removed from google via /r/LeopardsAteMyFace https://ift.tt/2YBlit7

Favorite tweet: "What America can learn from the fall of the Roman republic" (That America is not the Roman Republic and that we don't need to go back 2050 years to see how a republic gets destroyed?) — Kontra (@counternotions) August 26, 2020

Favorite tweet: Every time I ask someone this question, they jump straight into their job. Your job is not your personality, nor your life, I’d hope. Please start over and tell me about YOU. https://t.co/tpP9SGXcSi — Pariss Athena⚡️Black Tech Pipeline Founder (@ParissAthena) August 26, 2020

Favorite tweet: An important thing I'm learning from leaving the country is that it's been pretty American exceptionalist of me to assume people in other nations will understand anything about American politics. Not everyone is informed about everything, and that doesn't make them bad. — Emily Grace Buck (@emilybuckshot) August 26, 2020

Favorite tweet: As phrased, you have not excluded the possibility that that is you — Patrick (@UrbanPat) August 26, 2020

Upvoted: Tell us about the time you hit max toxicity/were just a plain asshole. I'll go first. via /r/destiny2 https://ift.tt/2ErY2Xl

Favorite tweet: “I see a role in other areas” We know. Role play. pic.twitter.com/D0AA9wUyJT — QONDI 💛 🐝 🇺🇸🇿🇦🇿🇼 (@WeAreAllOther) August 25, 2020

Favorite tweet: 4,634 people died of Covid in China. Total. We're at 177,000 and climbing. Don't call it the "China virus". This shit is the "Trump Mumps". — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 25, 2020

Upvoted: THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD via /r/DestinyMemes https://ift.tt/2QqXeV4

Favorite tweet: wat https://t.co/VF648PoaqM — darth™ (@darth) August 25, 2020

Favorite tweet: I am obsessed with the guy at the RNC roll call who said ‘Donald John President’ pic.twitter.com/ojVESe6oQ8 — Dan Dixon (@danldixon) August 25, 2020

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Upvoted: In Men in Black 3 (2012), Frank the Pug appears on a circus poster at Coney Island, advertised as “The Incredible Speaking Pug”. via /r/MovieDetails https://ift.tt/3ljJObA

Upvoted: Electrifying A Gourd. via /r/interestingasfuck https://ift.tt/2QnGTR8

Upvoted: A reminder that Trump’s only union endorsements are all police unions via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter https://ift.tt/3b1T8wk

Upvoted: Lone Tree Under The Stars [OC] | Saxony, Germany [1365 x 2048] via /r/EarthPorn https://ift.tt/3lg9iGS

Upvoted: What's your problem dude? via /r/nonononoyes https://ift.tt/32rxjCr

Upvoted: Unpopilar Opinion: I thoroughly enjoy the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Yes, ALL of them. They're basically the supernatural pirate equivalent of The Fast and Furious franchise. Niche fun adventures! via /r/movies https://ift.tt/34tJYr9

Upvoted: We had to say goodbye to little Hanky boy today. In honor of him, here are maybe his best zoomies ever. via /r/Zoomies https://ift.tt/3gsP4pU

Upvoted: Well, he's not wrong via /r/WhitePeopleTwitter https://ift.tt/3grWw4G

Upvoted: TIL: 2000 year-old seeds were discovered in Israel around 1965 and were held in storage for the next 40 years. After they were planted, a tree that has been extinct for 1800 years and has seeds that are larger than those of both modern cultivated date palms and wild plants sprouted via /r/todayilearned https://ift.tt/3lfO1xe

Favorite tweet: Is tuition cheaper if I watch from the corner of the room... — Angelo (@anghristop) August 24, 2020