Screw Uber! Message me and Ill come get you in a 1989 Pontiac Firebird with a fifth of whisky a Mountain Dew blasting Motley Crue on the speakers and Ill holler Hell yeah brother!! at everything you say.
Upvoted: “Screw Uber! Message me and I’ll come get you in a 1989 Pontiac Firebird, with a fifth of whisky, a Mountain Dew, blasting Motley Crue on the speakers, and I’ll holler ‘Hell yeah, brother!!’ at everything you say.” via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Db38GI