Favorite tweet: If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are. ― Jean-Luc Picard, space communist — jesus was an anarchist (@girlziplocked) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: Stop identifying as a _____ Democrat and start thinking of yourself as a Star Trek Communist. Changes the game. — jesus was an anarchist (@girlziplocked) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: Is there a world where people will advertise on your site (now through an aggregator) even if you intentionally don't use analytics tools? Thinking about doing sponsored posts and including a sponsor block on the newsletter and podcast. But I don't want to give user data away. — Jay Miller - 🐍🎮💼 #BlackLivesMatter (@kjaymiller) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: how can i ddos the borg — Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: Let’s just all accept now that we won’t recognize anyone at cocktail parties in 2022 and that’s it’s okay to ask “what’s your Twitter handle?” as a greeting — Sarah Frier (@sarahfrier) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: Got a bit... direct in the @BlockClubCHI newsletter this morning. We're putting out as many stories as other daily newsrooms in this city — with ONE TENTH of the staff. pic.twitter.com/JwRwpitYLz — Jen Sabella (@jensabella) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: I like punchy colors. And jumpsuits. https://t.co/fHBpjOhXsI pic.twitter.com/6UGq5zqyo6 — Marlene! (@marlene) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Understand how seesaws work ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ — Fall Guys 👑 (@FallGuysGame) August 12, 2020

Favorite tweet: I truly DO. NOT. CARE. what your reason is for not liking Kamala or Biden. Your hot takes don't matter. Do not be swayed from: TRUMP MUST GO. We're in an unprecedented national catastrophe: your moral high ground does not matter right now. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #BidenHarris2020 — Andrea Rene (@andrearene) August 11, 2020

Favorite tweet: John is not kidding. He texted me this at 2:30am. https://t.co/MKN2pFYGuD — Guy English (@gte) August 11, 2020

Favorite tweet: I think if speed limits and seatbelts and stop signs weren’t a thing yet and were proposed in the year 2020, they would all be decried as evil socialist plots designed to rob us of our freedoms and they’d not be implemented at all. — Sean Heber (@BigZaphod) August 11, 2020

Favorite tweet: I’ll say it again. The quarantine days have been a golden age for extremely funny women making extremely funny videos. https://t.co/su7vPnS2LS — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) August 11, 2020

Favorite tweet: Someone edited Star Wars clips with Cardi B sound effects and it is legit the funniest shit I ever seen pic.twitter.com/guoazpjwnr — Ghost of W💫💫shima (@KxngJam3s) August 10, 2020

Favorite tweet: idk what has been wrong with people on here lately, but i just...haven't had the energy to deal with it. i appreciate all of those who went to bat for me and had my back, and i'm sorry you had to do so ❤️ — gabsmashh | Advanced Persistent Brunette (@gabsmashh) August 11, 2020

Favorite tweet: Ben Shapiro’s opinion on WAP pic.twitter.com/9BAUL3IHCw — Josh (@FLITTER) August 10, 2020

Favorite tweet: https://t.co/o7kcdqKt94 — Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac) August 10, 2020

Favorite tweet: A corporate client has booked me for a virtual "fireside chat" tomorrow about the state of emerging tech, covid, and social justice and how it all affects the future of humanity. Tempted to show up with this as my background. pic.twitter.com/sp9JnITNux — Kate O'Neill (@kateo) August 10, 2020

Favorite tweet: Shut down immediately. Remove from device if it can be done safely. If you can remove, put electrical tape on the contacts. Put it in a dry, non-flammable container and take it to a disposal facility. It is unlikely to explode or smoke or anything if no more charge is added. — Steve Streza 😷 (@SteveStreza) August 9, 2020

Favorite tweet: When this happened to son's iPhone recently, I put it in a metal tin and kept it overnight on a slab of concrete in the garden. Had it replaced the next day, and the engineer in the shop just put it next to him on the table nonchalantly. — glebd (@glebd) August 9, 2020

Favorite tweet: Knit — mstanhope (@stanaway) August 9, 2020

Favorite tweet: Donald Trump fired 22 USPS execs last night. Like all things he touches, now it’s the United States Postal Service he’s shitting on. Simply so he can be reelected. Hell and prison are too good for this traitorous motherfucker. — Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) August 8, 2020

Favorite tweet: Chicken drumsticks for real. pic.twitter.com/KTYNm4h7TW — 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘰 (@tprstly) August 8, 2020

Favorite tweet: And lo, I looked upon the shitshow and I said unto myself, “Does this shitshow require my hot take?” And the answer was NO. — Eva (@evacide) August 8, 2020

Favorite tweet: Every official who's gung ho for opening schools should have to relocate their office to the closest public school TODAY. Same precautions, same PPE, and same everything as teachers get. Should only be a minor inconvenience given how safe and sustainable it will definitely be. — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) August 7, 2020

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Favorite tweet: Why was I today years old when I learned that the SAT was created in 1926 by a eugenicist, Carl Brigham, that believed the test would reveal the natural intellectual ability of White people? — Willow Lung-Amam (@drlungamam) August 6, 2020

Favorite tweet: I’d prefer the system share sheet as well. 90% of the time I’m wanting to quickly send to one of my iMessage contacts/groups and the system one usually guesses which convo pretty accurately by suggesting it first, making it one tap. — Justin Stanley 👨‍💻 (@JStheoriginal) August 7, 2020

Favorite tweet: people who don’t sleep anymore should get our own timezone i’m not sure what this accomplishes but it’s seems right — Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac) August 7, 2020

Favorite tweet: haha data migration brings back the memories pic.twitter.com/xhgti7hSRV — Victor Agreda Jr (@superpixels) August 6, 2020

Favorite tweet: My 21st birthday was 21 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/9gGHfGLJOh — Ish (@ishabazz) August 5, 2020