You would be surprised at how many people send me these kinds of messages from their work emails. But using the domain for your online church is a new low, and yes, I am going post your email on the internet.
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) September 15, 2020
My conspiracy theory is that iOS 14 has been GM for at least a week, and engineering wanted to release it to developers back then, but marketing didn’t want it revealing anything about the new products.
— James Thomson (@jamesthomson) September 15, 2020
There’s a simple difference between Democrats and Republicans on voting. Democrats want everyone to be able to vote, even if it adds 50-50 in party affiliation—a wash. Republicans want Republicans to be able to vote, even if it requires crimes against humanity to suppress people.
— Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) September 15, 2020
Look, you and I know you’d have to be an idiot to go to a bar, dine inside a restaurant, or sing in church, but there are a lot of idiots out there.
I propose a new greeting. Rather than “How ya been?” let’s try “Where ya been?”
Unless they’re maskless. Then you already know.
— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 14, 2020
‘Keep politics out of sports!’ I scream as I rise for the national anthem in a stadium built with $300 million in public funds.
— qualified immunity disliker (@IssueFortyFive) September 14, 2020
For a lot of trans, nonbinary, and gender non conforming folks this isn't a little hill...it's a sign that you're not someone they can trust. https://t.co/FGE6aRgtRa
— Caitlín Rosberg (@crosberg) September 14, 2020
Some friends and I wondered what would happen if you shot a golden gun into titans methane oceans
Game footage recorded by @mentalundead #destiny2 #blender3d #b3d @rDESTNYCREATION pic.twitter.com/cz3LvnBhdU
— Harry (@OrionWarrior10) September 13, 2020
My mom asked for a picture of me and @newman.elle so I sent her this white people stock photo I found. https://t.co/3Cm9cLr6EX pic.twitter.com/3HC2FDrcja
— Brett Terpstra wishes you were wearing a mask (@ttscoff) September 13, 2020
Writer friends, what do you do when you know what you want to say but you're feeling insecure/imposter syndrome but you need to...well, meet a deadline.
— on deadline (@jilliancyork) September 13, 2020