Hey! You! Yes, you! Looking for a senior hacker role? Want to work for the second biggest creator of comics called DC¹? Fancy working in a team and environment that, in my experience, is the nicest group of folk I’ve worked with in the 35 years I’ve been banging on keyboards for money? Think you could cope working with me? (Okay, fine, forget that last part).

Perhaps know someone who might like that?

1: I think. Honestly, I’ve not actually fact-checked that.

I noticed that job sites have a lot of adverts for positions at Canonical, and I also noticed that their application process seemed weirdly obsessed with "highschool" (despite claiming to be very global in their recruitment practices).

Little did I know...