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TweetDeck’s new ‘XPro’ branding is starting to show up
Daring Fireball: Translation From Hostage Code to English of X Corp CEO Linda Yaccarino’s Company-Wide Memo
Instagram’s boss explains why he’s taking on Twitter with Threads
Twitter Admits in Court Filing: Elon Musk Is Simply Wrong About Government Interference At Twitter
none establishing a state-imposed rule responsible for Plaintiffs’ challenged content-moderation decisions.
A Twitter bug is restoring deleted tweets and retweets — including my own - The Verge
Why you can't trust Twitter's encrypted DMs
The entire Super Mario Bros. movie keeps getting posted to Twitter
Six Months In: Thoughts On The Current Post-Twitter Diaspora Options
Bluesky is my favorite Twitter clone yet
A Tweet Before Dying
Twitter now disables likes, replies, and retweets if a tweet has Substack links
Twitter reveals some of its source code, including its recommendation algorithm
Twitter says source code was leaked on GitHub, now it’s trying to find the culprit
How a single engineer brought down Twitter
Elon Musk says bots with ‘good content’ can use Twitter’s API for free
Yes, Twitter changed its font
Inside Elon’s “extremely hardcore” Twitter
Some third-party Twitter apps appear to be broken
Can Elon Musk turn Twitter into an “everything app”?
So long, and thanks for all the fail whales
Twitter is planning to start charging $20 per month for verification
I’m Staying on Twitter
Here are 11 journalists’ tweets about how Twitter is losing its “heavy tweeters”
Elon takes over Twitter
Elon Musk subpoenas former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey
Musk challenges Twitter CEO to public debate on bots
Twitter sues Elon Musk to hold him to $44 billion deal
Elon bails on Twitter
Elon Musk tells employees he wants Twitter to be more like WeChat and TikTok