“PARENTS BEWARE: there have been increasing reports of trick-or-treaters falling victim to "down low too slow". Local children report feeling like "chumps" and "knuckleheaded bozo"”
The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart
“At a halloween party on friday the ghostbusters theme started playing and I looked at my girlfriend and sarcastically said "ummm worst movie of 2016 much???" Not expecting anyone else to hear, but once I turned around I saw a group of girls all roll their eyes at me
Oops”
“Starting to study iOS development in June, I dreamed of finding a mentor, as with him I would have a clear plan of action. I recently finished my tiny first project and met such a person. Now every evening I am in complete suspense and panic 🤣
Btw I thank fate for that 🙏”
“The Great Wall Steed's line-up followed that tried-and-trusted method of offering a lot for the money, with even the entry-level S model being well-equipped, plus plenty of accessory options. A 6-year/125,000 mile warranty was standard. Has anyone seen one recently?”
100 - Moving in Stereo by Robin James - Real Life: Audio Edition
It's obvious that Peloton sells a kind of self-optimization — exercise as time discipline. But Spotify (a streaming service like Peloton) also trains listeners in how to attune emotionally to states (or vibes) that employers have deemed productive or spe...
“i've been listening to essentially nothing but scenecore shit the past week and a half and..... goddamn those bitches in the uk are right,,,, i would have forced this man to transition if i could have,,,,,”
“i've been listening to essentially nothing but scenecore shit the past week and a half and..... goddamn those bitches in the uk are right,,,, i would have forced this man to transition if i could have,,,,,”