“i remember someone said following my twitter helped them learn some english and im like damn i really be teaching people 28 different ways to say cock and balls”
“Hey, anti-vaxxers, no one is trying to track your location.
Do you really think Bill Gates needs to see you driving from your house to the Dollar General to the liquor store and back?”
“With Toyota cutting ads and the Japanese public worried about a COVID super-spreader situation and athlete outbreaks already, I talk to IOC’s Dick Pound, who advises, well, chillaxing via @NYTOpinion https://t.co/i8amV7ccfG”
“writing a new children's book called
"If you give a bunny a drink" where it's just me getting shitfaced from a single drink and blacking out in your bathroom after a successful pantry raid”
“It's finally time to pay for Apple+. Should I? Will you?
"We hope you are enjoying your complimentary access to Apple TV+. Starting July 25, your subscription will automatically renew for $4.99/month."
#StreamingWars”
“It's finally time to pay for Apple+. Should I? Will you?
"We hope you are enjoying your complimentary access to Apple TV+. Starting July 25, your subscription will automatically renew for $4.99/month."
#StreamingWars”
“Yo we in this room right now arguing what is y’all problem with Milky Way it is so good what is wrong with y’all tongues why don’t y’all wanna enjoy life https://t.co/hXNKSNidWY”
“This is fucking disgusting and absolutely not even shocking. I’ve worked with people who made rape jokes, then men, MARRIED MEN WITH DAUGHTERS laughed at it.
Stop standing for this shit men. It’s not funny. Imagine someone talking like this about your mom, sister, daughter. https://t.co/KOQYdMR5N6”