“It’s my birthday I can shill if I want to”

“makin youtube poop dubstep call that shit sonny vegas”

“The flamboyant and often highly metaphorical speech used by connoisseurs and critics to describe wine is known as OINOGLOSSIA.”

“one of the weirdest things ppl got mad at me about on the internet was when I asked a crime scene cleaner type page what is allowed to be posted legally/if there were special circumstances etc. and everyone said I was “ruining the fun””

“https://t.co/b4o0gVH4kK”

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“classical music podcast called Podcast About Liszt”

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“https://t.co/b4o0gVH4kK”

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“classical music podcast called Podcast About Liszt”

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“If someone says a reboot/remake/sequel has "gone woke," it means the subtext of the original has become the actual text in the new version and that people were too ignorant to understand what the original was always trying to say.”

“What’s your favorite tweet that you’ve tweeted out there. Your personal favorite.”

““I’m not panicking! He can panic.” Lol Adele KNOWS 😭 https://t.co/ZnVIkdBgPk”

“i learn to take my own advice”

“Who has time to specialize as an indie consultant?”

“me: guy who got a black out tattoo: it changed my life”

“i’ll really work my ass off all day and then cook for 2 hours to relax”

“i’ll really work my ass off all day and then cook for 2 hours to relax”

“me when people hate on “Star Trek: Discovery” https://t.co/q8rtcEsp0I”

“Thinking about Hotel Books and feeling like I’m 14 again”

““I’m not panicking! He can panic.” Lol Adele KNOWS 😭 https://t.co/ZnVIkdBgPk”

“she chefin on my boyardee and it feels..... Ravioli”

“Thinking about Hotel Books and feeling like I’m 14 again”

“https://t.co/J4LJbRQqso”

“me when people hate on “Star Trek: Discovery” https://t.co/q8rtcEsp0I”

“why does this work so well as an intro to a rap song LMFAO https://t.co/8uBizsnYzP”