“Ahem, gonna leave this here for those who care https://t.co/B6liuJzZ9M”

“playing skyrim on my laptop https://t.co/ykAHDFTOpm”

“what's that? you're a living creature that can be best described as a nondescript shape with two beady little eyes? cool! we are friends”

“Morning folks. Does anybody know the history behind this 1945 sign? Did the French really appeal to the public for funds to build racing cars after the war?!”

“Tools for thoughtWired:”

“making hot dogs”

“when is rivers cuomo going to apologize for everything his dad did to new york”

“This is how #Twitter will indicate that you're replying to a conversation in a #community!”

“When I say I love themeing I mean I love the Bubba Gump Shrimp in Long Beach that is a fully immersive experience in that they also realistically erase the titular Bubba from the franchise, as would have happened to him IRL”

“#1671FF, this #hex #color can be described as dark washed azure. A complement of this color would be #FFA416. ➡️ View online https://t.co/ubaWfJWsDR 📕 Get the PDF https://t.co/SUu6H2eScy”

“about to cause a ruckus on yik yak”

Art: Alexa Manalang Mix & master: Joma Ochoa Guitars, drums & bass: Chillie Dela Cruz, Ricardo Jose Tiongson, Rome u can donate here if u want :) https://auntrobert.bandcamp.com/album/brain-rot

“https://t.co/hA64gQD8l8”

“about to cause a ruckus on yik yak”

“hey, my sister came out with her 2nd ep, really short...like gen z ass song lengths Spotify link to follow https://t.co/N6PqVx7oWi”

“give it to me straight, doc. i know i fucked up real bad falling asleep in my bitcoin mining farm, but how bad is the damage? *doctor taps clipboard a few times and sighs* "let me put it in terms you can understand: it's kinda like you 'slowed and reverbed' your brain"”

“@textfiles @NeoYokel the swiss design on the pinball one is (mwah)”

“https://t.co/hA64gQD8l8”

“@textfiles Also it's incredibly difficult to capture the actual concept of Basic in a photo. Concepts are visually elusive and we seem satisfied to capture analogies instead. One day.”

“There is this very slight recurring theme in manual covers where the photographer is inspired to imply that this software program is just like a toolbox or workbench that you can be a master creator with. I love this and don't care how inaccurate the metaphor is.”

“a photogenic friend to spend time with at all hours every hour every day”

“Love you!”

“The bassist is the person that makes the music sound sexy”

“There is this very slight recurring theme in manual covers where the photographer is inspired to imply that this software program is just like a toolbox or workbench that you can be a master creator with. I love this and don't care how inaccurate the metaphor is.”

“Too many newsletters? I posted the latest issue is up:”