“Why did my mother send me this?”

“@TamerlaneBlog @2Fast2Finkel I thought she might be a 2nd gen Escape fan.”

“Why did my mother send me this?”

“@PostCultRev *puts on wraparound sunglasses, takes selfie in driver's seat* Okay, here's why Van Halen was bullshit without Michael Anthony:”

“you dont know hell until some fucking keto psychopath at starbucks asks you to open 3 sticks of butter and melt them into a cup of coffee”

“If you’re talking about icy roads then you’re talking about just adding weight and momentum to a situation where stopping isn’t happening easily. Consistently best-rated winter drivers are almost always AWD sedans.”

“Some people have brought up snow and ice conditions, which, fuckin’ lol. First off if you’re regularly driving in snow deep enough to justify a pick-up and you don’t have a plow attached to the front then you 1) work on a farm or for the Forest Service or 2) are a fucking moron”

“Your personal experience isn’t the same as sales figures and consumer surveys. If you think it’s great that a bunch of middle managers are out there buying four tons of steel with the acceleration of a 1990s Ferrari to pick up their kids from school, then whatever.”

“i like the idea of pissing in peoples mouths”

“@NeoYokel when you find the color halftone effect in photoshop”

“Did anyone else grow up thinking ‘men drive pickup trucks and everything else is either neutral or for women’”

“im eating my second egg salad sandwich of the day AND drinking my second chai latte of the day. Like an insane pervert”

“WE BACK! https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

The latest Tweets from N/A (@XWEETOKSS). A walking detriment on the world's worst carousel. Icon - Sleepinpony

“https://t.co/EbkxHNSVc0”

“@NeoYokel Oughts-ass?”

“@its_menieb you know...joe”

“https://t.co/EbkxHNSVc0”

“thanks for over 500k plays on my soundcloud over the past decade!! thats a lot”

Hiya. I'm Akiba, a casual gamer from South Africa, idk how to speak

“thanks for over 500k plays on my soundcloud over the past decade!! thats a lot”

“MYSTERY and MUTE both come from the same root—‘myein’, a Greek verb meaning to shut. In the case of MUTE, the sense is of the mouth being kept shut. In the case of MYSTERY, it’s the eyes—as the original mysteries were secret rites only ever seen by a handful of initiates.”

“I should be allowed to hurt bad people”

“John macafee and trump off Twitter… shit is boring”

“test streaming swimmy game, also new url-> https://t.co/GihXMuMDVf”

“"American Exceptionalism" for the 21st Century, by @KateKizer https://t.co/7iRwQmFvWL”

“This week, The Verge is taking a closer look at technology and young people, starting with a series of four personal essays from young writers about the tech that's shaped their lives https://t.co/XtzQLvroKo”

“ms. big dick just landed in Baltimore baby”