“why is the little ribbon bookmark in journals so embarrassing”

“I would install a jailbreak just to get a more practical/predictable App Library interface.”

“my two moods:”

“me and my Sexy Nerd boyfriend are going on a BOAT”

“Less than two hours to go in Monza, here’s how things stand👇 #777 @dstation_racing - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P4📸 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P14 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“how could you go on love island if you have ibs they only have 2 toilets i wouldnt shit for the whole summer and die”

“how much more do I have to tweet about football until the twitter algorithm stops throwing niche sexuality label discourse at me”

“After the first hour of racing, here’s how things stand👇 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P3 #777 @dstation_racing -P4 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“Offensive but clean. Just how we like it. Nice battle between @TataCalde and Oliver Webb there. #WEC #6HMonza https://t.co/ACwDiZNM6c”

“During summer time, let us learn how to take a break, turn off the mobile phone to gaze into the eyes of others, cultivate silence, contemplate nature, regenerate ourselves in dialogue with God. #GospelOfTheDay Mk 6:30-34”

“今日にさよなら。”

“https://t.co/plHHQF5oJj”

“After the first hour of racing, here’s how things stand👇 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P3 #777 @dstation_racing -P4 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“Offensive but clean. Just how we like it. Nice battle between @TataCalde and Oliver Webb there. #WEC #6HMonza https://t.co/ACwDiZNM6c”

“https://t.co/plHHQF5oJj”

“Race day in Monza🇮🇹 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“Race day in Monza🇮🇹 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“i can’t even describe to you the serotonin i feel right now”

“404 AM”

“I’m calling the cops https://t.co/C4Kk172wsI”

“https://t.co/4qomsN9sWy”

“Bitch what the fuck is this shit I have SO many questions are her hands not burning is she mixing cement how the FUCK is she getting that all out of there like yo????? wtf are you using this for https://t.co/dRDvcUcSaZ”

“https://t.co/4qomsN9sWy”

“https://t.co/h0kvuVZhkZ”

“other cakes of pictures ive made”

“Hope to see you @TwinCitiesPride this weekend! We'll be there to chat about the #FBI and the work we do in our communities. Maybe you'd like to join our ranks. We can talk about that, too.”

“other cakes of pictures ive made”

“vaping arsenic”

“it's so funny when people think pride is some sort of kinky fuckfest on the street when it's actually this https://t.co/5gsohR6x02”