“@NeoYokel i love living in the future”

“Literally everything ever is now done digitallyGoogle:”

“feel like opening either tinder or indeed more than twice a week should count as self-harm. bad vibes”

“It’s Time We Remove the Stigma of Talking Openly About Our Mental Illness With Total Strangers in the Costco Checkout Line https://t.co/2zDb3Hw9MW”

“Kind of a cool car honestly”

“Who’s gonna be the first person to sideload their wack-ass custom firmware onto Spectacles? I want to see homebrew AR OS.”

“people with steam deck reservations arent actually stupid enough to think anyone is going to pay thousands for them right ??? LMAO you could get a sick ass gamer laptop delivered to your house overnight for that much smh”

“This week for @ClubMacStories members: 🪨 @viticci kicks off a series about his @obsdmd setup ⚙️ I dig into Shortcuts for Mac and some of the things I've learned from my early experiments using it and HomeControl 📱 Apps, Links, and more To join, visit https://t.co/VEspGCbmw3”

“DOES NOBODY FUCKING REMEMBER WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE CANONICALLY OD’d AND DIED”

“@NeoYokel @79hfg3n3948rhf0 I guess i meant "highest POTENTIAL for evil"”

“idk I think this is pretty grotesque”

“This is grossly unethical. https://t.co/GZRvhA4QEO”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“driving myself insane this week, writing about this current wave of covid, #JobBridge2, attempts to revive labour, and eternal return of the same. feel like writing about screamo was slightly more fulfilling... https://t.co/teOUdLHet4”

Following on from the success of their Everything You Need and Pieces of 8 / Echo Rush EPs, brothers Ed and Tom Russell curate a mix for that takes in dubstep, dnb, techno and the experimental end of electronica.  “We’d just stepped out to get a curry from a take-away called Bombay to Bromley which is nearby our studio

“Overmono’s @fabriclondon incredible comp is out today 💣it’s Friday 🥳and the sun’s out ☀️so that’s 3 good reasons to be happy 😁”

“Out today on our ‘fabric presents’ series comes an exclusive mix from Overmono. Made up of 29 tracks including If U Ever, an exclusive from the duo, and Orca's sought-after, Intellect. The mix is available now on CD, digital and 2xLP: https://t.co/MMigKA5Yis https://t.co/ewhLk51GTK”

“It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 16 Jul 2006 (via @twi_age).”

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“@SamNChiet who tf rates litter”

“@79hfg3n3948rhf0 most evil feature of the site”

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“As soon as I started to like fleets they announce they're taking it away god damn”

“There was a magazine called Your Man Friday”

“There was a magazine called Your Man Friday”

“🚨 New @twitter iOS Alert version 8.74 is out 🚨 Download and get latest version of #TwitterSpaces / @TwitterSpaces https://t.co/WOLIqRT2EZ #TwitterTips  #TwitterSmarter #TwitterSpacesTips”