“@leoeddy https://t.co/69yhj76Sds”

“im 30 and haven't completed SEVERAL large projects i would like a netflix show”

“i watched bo burnham's netflix thing and there's a part where he's like... "damn. im 30 RIGHT NOW and haven't finished my big project..." it made me realize im probably really nasally and whiny when -i- do it so im never gonna complain about aging or procrastination ever again”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“today marks one month away from keeping a daily journal going for 1 year without missing a day”

“@leoeddy https://t.co/69yhj76Sds”

“@mattcassinelli Thanks for walking through the minefield…again.”

“I wouldn’t recommend installing the next public beta if you use Shortcuts at all, it’s basically unusable again now. There was basic stability in the list view, but editing is a nightmare right now”

“We have news! Starting today, when you create a Voice Tweet (only available on iOS for now), auto captions will be generated in supported languages. Access captions from the CC button on Web & mobile device Accessibility settings. Try it out. How’d it go?”

“extremely online gf / extremely online bf”

“Given @TwitterSpaces’ auto captions are still pretty bad, I’d be curious to see how this compares (not least given Spaces concerns live speech, and Voice Tweets deal with recorded dialogue). What do you make of it? #CCMeIn #TweetMeEqual”

“This is big. After the fallout over Voice Tweets last year, which led to an apology from Twitter and the creation of two new accessibility teams at the company, the feature will now come with automatic captions in supported languages. #CCMeIn #TweetMeEqual https://t.co/n1HZ3tFe76”

“extremely online gf / extremely online bf”

“This week, @ismh has to whisper with an accent and Apple has to keep re-thinking Safari 15. Meanwhile, @imyke still isn't using MagSafe and @viticci’s text editor has gone global. https://t.co/t0pyTxG5na”

“fucking wearing shorts in public im miserable I look like a FREAK pic unrelated”

“fucking wearing shorts in public im miserable I look like a FREAK pic unrelated”

“I’ve got bad news… Apple forces the Home Screen on the 11” iPad into a 4:3 aspect ratio 🥴”

“@C80YCE Or maybe sticking your tongue between the rockers and the lifters?”

“I’ve got bad news… Apple forces the Home Screen on the 11” iPad into a 4:3 aspect ratio 🥴”

“This 156 has been on the market for quite a while. Looks like the dealer now wants rid. https://t.co/MbTwjAuRVh”

“constantly thinking about when publications were like "ok we’ll capitalize the 'b' in Black but we still won’t hire or support Black people. that’s cool, right?"”

“IM DONE GRILLING NOW”

“4 hour sleep and my flight is today … https://t.co/nR9Q6MZL1Q”