“I’ve just discovered how to change the screensaver on Prime video. This pleases me greatly 😊 https://t.co/hmioz8pDbj”

“The type of Motherfucker To put their Computer specs on their Steam Profile .”

“spoiler: these are all notes 3AM goblin me left for present goblin me”

“I’ve just discovered how to change the screensaver on Prime video. This pleases me greatly 😊 https://t.co/hmioz8pDbj”

“So I went to see No Time To Die yesterday. Loud isn’t it? So many products placed. And what a lot of henchfolk killed! I wonder what the size of the global henchfolk workforce is these days. 🤔”

“websites like youtube should have a button you can press to indicate if you're watching/listening to something ironically so it knows not to work it into the recommendation algorithms”

“me, walking through the valley of the shadow of death: whoa... this is bad ass...”

“the worst thing that ever happened to me was losing/forgetting the orange_juiius account's password”

“@NeoYokel ok yes true man, Joe Pera just has a weird way of tugging at my heart strings”

“So hard to say goodbye https://t.co/cXWysqglqs”

“@NeoYokel no didnt hear this story but sounds somehow not surprising”

“why the fuck am i crying over this https://t.co/2sEVRfPUV5”

“opinions are like assholes. dont let the door hit yours on the way out”

“PLUTOGRAPHY is writing or journalism focused only on the lives of the wealthy.”

“@NeoYokel what the fuck is going on”

“@NeoYokel wait have you written up how you are doing plane text contacts? I have been dreaming of plane text contacts that actually work and sync to cardDav for years now.”

“my dad just told me he's on week 2 of his ZZ Top beard”

“my dad just told me he's on week 2 of his ZZ Top beard”

“In 18th century slang, a RUM DUKE was a particularly handsome man.”

“is anyone else here into historical fashion”

“@NeoYokel 😂 thanks for the retweet”

“okay i actually really really like Windows 11. i think microsoft finally brought together mobile and desktop design languages pretty damn well”

“In 5 words or less please describe the similarities between the last 5 presidents.”

“I Hate Christmas Music https://t.co/c3aXnDnKmH https://t.co/5puiCMgcwY”

“it’s that time. what would u get at joong boo this week”

“Derived from a Greek word for throwaway goods or wares, a RHOPOGRAPHER is a painter who specializes in images of ordinary, undramatic scenes, like household interiors and everyday objects.”

“👀 New appointments just dropped for meeting with an Apple Design Evangelist to talk about your app/game/idea. We’re doing this every week until Dec 17th! Sign-ups here: https://t.co/UCTJdGVZLx”

“Derived from a Greek word for throwaway goods or wares, a RHOPOGRAPHER is a painter who specializes in images of ordinary, undramatic scenes, like household interiors and everyday objects.”

“Tremendous resource from Apple if you’re making apps: https://t.co/o4LFfhSlo0”

“dating advice”