“Guess I don't need to watch Google's event that just started 😂 https://t.co/RMMSBgSNDp”

“@NeoYokel LMAO”

As usual, Apple sprinkled facts, figures, and statistics throughout the keynote today. Here are highlights of some of those metrics from the event, which was held online from Apple Park in Cupertino, California. AirPods 3 Features the H1 chip IPX4 water resistance Up to 6 hours of listening time (30 hours with the case) or

“Yesterday’s Apple event was packed with numbers. I’ve rounded up some of the most interesting ones on @macstoriesnet: Apple’s October 18, 2021 Keynote: By the Numbers https://t.co/lInuk3yRa8”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“📖 SD is Still the Best Option https://t.co/ZprCs8D9ho”

“Just a little something in the works:”

“Just quietly, the new Macbook Pro notch is actually a touchbar.”

“Larry Nance going full savage 😈 https://t.co/e6vAqXwSNg”

“always a pleasure when you try a skirt and it has pockets”

“Just a little something in the works:”

“You name it, I support it. I'm a Fujoshi ally. I'm a Lalafell ally. I'm a Belgian ally (even the Walloons).”

“parents finding their child's twitter account that says "trans comedian" in the bio and pulling them aside to talk to them about how they're happy they're discovering themselves but it's immoral to be a comedian”

“Just quietly, the new Macbook Pro notch is actually a touchbar.”

“Very interested to see how the MacBook Pro notch works with full screen apps. It would be great if full screen apps could always show the menu bar. To me, full screen is not about hiding UI but about “don’t put windows on top of this one”.”

“Morning Honkytonks...”

“ever sit there and think about how more people marched for racial justice in human history last summer with no federal legislative outcome”

“Antique Roadshow is looking up! https://t.co/3fV7ckMkpj”

“no but i think a lot about when @prisonculture wrote in a NYT op-ed published last June, "...efforts to solve police violence through liberal reforms ... have failed for nearly a century." https://t.co/oyJAgFcgjh”

“why penis pee always got bubbles in it? the fuck?”

“how/why the fuck have we ended up here - twitter banning someone permanently for using a hyperlinking system twitter made so that "Tips" payment would happen entirely separate from them. https://t.co/ZgXlHgR1Ui https://t.co/fA9HIUjqmV”

“getting bullied in the group chat for my deeply held beliefs (figma's theory of layout is fundamentally worse than sketch's but people won't say it out loud because they want to speak at the figma conference)”

“https://t.co/Op3QaFk10R”

idk why I bought these I was so sleep deprived