“Looks miserable. No one dancing or moshing correctly. Random pits breaking out everywhere. No communal spirit of joy or even entertainment. Carti the WOAT.
I also have tattoos on my ribs. https://t.co/RQtObKQTbz”
“Drove my "buddy" 45 minutes outta the way for some bread only for him to have a panick attack and start crying when we arrived at his mom's house only for him to realize he lost his wallet. Clown fucking world. He gave me some benzos for my trouble but MAN that was not worth it.”
“The best part about having a non american significant other is that you get to watch their disappointment happen live when you take them to a chain restaurant for the first time”