“hot bitches love slurping on this mysterious blue liquid!”

“Detroit niggas are insane. I think he's doing this on his lonely”

“Shibuya 2015”

[8k tracker module] another entry in the

“this is how tim looked at my hometowns walmart”

“Friends I just cried during my last puzzle with Will Shortz. He did a really nice thing. Tune in to @NPRWeekend Sunday.”

“theres a dead roach on my countertop. Idk how to deal with this”

“EXCLUSIVE: Record numbers of old people are snorting cocaine and grandkids are supplying it https://t.co/iS8C6bBHvO”

“Got some codes if anyone wants them tell me what u get that is the only rule”

“https://t.co/ooplaXk3Gp”

“there's a subgroup of kpop stans that are really fuckin funny”

“TROD font progress // 2021.10.16”

“holy shit they added Brown Bricks in Minecraft”

“old MIDI-to-IT songy that I probably spent way too much time on https://t.co/dvTSmfazZs https://t.co/jAVfSFlCJd”

“Drove my "buddy" 45 minutes outta the way for some bread only for him to have a panick attack and start crying when we arrived at his mom's house only for him to realize he lost his wallet. Clown fucking world. He gave me some benzos for my trouble but MAN that was not worth it.”

“this is how tim looked at my hometowns walmart”

“The best part about having a non american significant other is that you get to watch their disappointment happen live when you take them to a chain restaurant for the first time”

“I got that #swag! Do you???”

“A fond farewell on @NPRWeekend tomorrow morning 7-10 on that radio station that you like. https://t.co/UiHz214Y47”

“gonna become a hyperpop sensation just to spite my ex”

“He was actually alive he was just chilling out on his back. I put him in a plastic bag and put him in the punishment box (freezer) https://t.co/dYdLY0to4n”

“gaming”

“In the Obama years https://t.co/G12A6HMeDH”

“I'm just gonna let my eyeballs fall out of my head (in an emotional way)”

“coming up on the 5 year anniversary. wild”

“The pronunciation of the word QUEUE remains unchanged even after four of its letters have been removed.”

“:3”

“🎧😝👊💥🚨🚧🚫💉⚫️⛓🌎🚀🛰”