“don’t listen too hard you can kinda hear me and olivia screaming the lyrics until i almost dropped my phone during the baile part lmao https://t.co/ua4nQI3qdD https://t.co/BkyMQjODbu”

“i sent this tweet whilst drunk at a waffle house”

When the App Store debuted in 2008, all apps were written in a programming language that few outside the Apple community had ever used.

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“setting up my new laptop”

“da look 4 da cidercade”

“ok youtube”

“BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“This looks like that….”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“This looks like that….”

“hahaha Freud was a bitch! watch this, i'm gonna prove him wrong *proves freud right beyond a shadow of a doubt*”

“setting up my new laptop”

“Currently I'm fuckin around a lot makin music and getting back into practice And /you're/ gonna find out”

“*inventing sliced bread* God this is so fucking useless. No one will ever use this.”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“*inventing sliced bread* God this is so fucking useless. No one will ever use this.”

“Currently I'm fuckin around a lot makin music and getting back into practice And /you're/ gonna find out”

“hahaha Freud was a bitch! watch this, i'm gonna prove him wrong *proves freud right beyond a shadow of a doubt*”

“happy anniversary https://t.co/fLkiPDSZDZ”

“Home fucking page”

“ok youtube”

“da look 4 da cidercade”

“https://t.co/N1vnA328lq”

“I have annoying’s disease .”

“I have annoying’s disease .”