“💘”

“THIS SATURDAY AT @CAVEATNYC a comedy show about big tech. featuring: 🧠 @matthewstoller 💿 @jennschiffer 🎭 @YoniLotan 👸 @Beckychicoine + my best friends @RollieWilliams & @SamanthaaaReece + live music from @DarSolo THIS IS GONNA RULE!!! 🎫 https://t.co/he2919ICyL”

“got my first stick”

“Had to do an iCloud restore today and had never seen this before. The Settings app showed me a real time counter of how much data it still had to download from the backup. When it hit zero, everything was back. Very nice.”

“https://t.co/JMVaTrIPm1”

“peep peep”

“peep peep”

“Snapchat releases a new tool to help young people who have political aspirations learn what steps they'll need to take to run for office. https://t.co/9wliGfiqvc”

“MOTHERFUCKER https://t.co/w6kaXOaIbE”

“this will never not be funny please 😭😭😭”

“@NeoYokel just want hygge”

“the Starbucks apple drink tastes how fresh asphalt smells”

“In Icelandic folklore, NÁBRÓK are trousers made from the skin of a dead man, which are said to supply their wearer with an endless supply of money. Although the word ‘nábrók’ essentially translates as ‘corpse-britches’, the trousers themselves are better known as NECROPANTS.”

“Meanwhile, the rest of social media is intent on destroying democracy I guess. https://t.co/8G4k7882Jl”

“100 swags. 200 swags, https://t.co/vSkfL22Js1”