“Lmao. Friend at Facebook confirmed they ended up bringing in a guy with an angle grinder to get access to the server cage”

“Morning folks. Möchst du bleifrei oder verbleit heute, honky-tonks?”

“the new hot wheels game, "unleashed", is incredibly fun to play. you really feel like a toy when you go flying everywhere.”

“The story keeps getting wilder https://t.co/RYZk1UnXuR”

“@NeoYokel Twitter definitely changed a little when Tumblr users migrated in 2018-2019”

“i came such a huge coom that it covered the facebook servers and headquarters :/ sorry”

“@NeoYokel We don't want people from FB joining Twitter”

“replacing my twitter habit with praying to God and smoking weed”

“how much? https://t.co/fH0zXw7rV9”

“Someone nuked the DNS A and AAA records for Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp 🤭”

“Hell no.”

“Mastodon, your cryptocurrency-free decentralized social network. No blockchains, no NFTs, no attempting to turn every social interaction into a microtransaction”

“going to blast gabber in my ears and try to put clothes in my closet”

“@NeoYokel I’m just goofing and spoofing. You are a sweetie pie as always”

“Just leave Facebook down do not turn it back on again”

“You ever think about the meeting where they were like “we’re gonna call the company ‘Airbus’””

“Facebook went down because of all the things you said about it”

“do we like patrick hollivana”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

B E T A

“live now! https://t.co/cBgZH6Y1Pm https://t.co/SpczzBayTH”

“I’ve just discovered that iOS 15′s Focus mode has been translated as ‘Full Immersion’ in Italian and a small part of me died inside. That’s a…bad name. 🥲”

“computer”

“the three Rs (reading, writing, retreating from public life)”

“@NeoYokel thanks i hate it”

“computer”