“Really fun to look at the worst reviews for grappling hooks”

“https://t.co/tvbNOVRVdB”

“paypal said FUCK u ur furry art is illegal”

“this popped up and actually scared me”

“i dont understand why twitter puts ads on my timeline for twitter . what do u think ur gonna make me do? use twitter ?”

“@NeoYokel realistically, it's just treadmill versus running outside”

“this popped up and actually scared me”

“@NeoYokel ooooo according to this site there’s a couple in cedar rapids pretty soon… i will be Looking!!!”

“@NeoYokel never been to an estate sale how do i find one??”

“@NeoYokel i gonna look at flea markets and thrift stores and mayb get some hand-me-downs from relatives bc all my family lives around here. i will furnish this apartment so help me god”

“@NeoYokel just bought an apartment in iowa city! i’m looking to furnish it with cute antiques + eclectic finds”

“@sentreh ⌚

“doing my usual power walk to the supermarket and my watch asks if i'd like to track my "outdoor run"”

“furniture costs money *uncontrollable weeping*”

“It’s difficult to overstate the degree to which Balls Twitter has made this app good again”

“Let’s Go! @ Anytime Fitness Columbia, MO North https://t.co/jygZvozPHw”

“Craigslist is just never going to change it’s design is it.”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

TurboTax used to hide its free version from search engine results. The IRS is stopping this.

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“Not attracted to Rihanna either. I’m sorry again to be an extreme let down of man https://t.co/To3T5PKsTq”

“https://t.co/w0vTAPl2RX”

“There's a lot of offensive things in the world, but few more offensive than blog posts from corporate engineers sitting on literal mountains of beanbags of open-sourced communal effort that lets their hellscape site function and musing that they MAY open their tin can of sauce”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

Today, Shazam surpassed 1 billion songs recognized using its Music Recognition control available in iOS and iPadOS’s Control Center. That’s a huge number, especially considering that the feature was first added in iOS and iPadOS 14.2 less than a year ago. The Music Recognition control can be added to Control Center from the Settings app.

“Shazam Crosses 1 Billion Songs Recognized from Control Center https://t.co/Rj70ZW1REC”

““I’ve got an idea for a book” The 7 inevitable words of independent consulting”