“>not getting a gamer grave”

“1:27pm post muscles”

“wow babe you must be waluigi the way i loathe and despise you”

“1:27pm post muscles”

“is it executive dysfunction or am i just in my flop era”

“@NeoYokel LMFAOAOAOOOOOO OMFF”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“i love sitting down”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“Most people: aw man, cinematic mode on the new iPhones only support up to 30fps Me: cinematic modes literally only need 24fps 😏”

“men making tik toks is too far. Maybe it’s time to dial that toxic masculinity back in a little”

“https://t.co/KoO0SdJDdj”

“i always fuck up my recyciling on purpose as a "fuck you" to the man”

“She's Gone County,,,look at them boots she's gone country back to her roots”

“https://t.co/KoO0SdJDdj”

The iPhone 13 comes out on September 24. Before you pre-order here's what you need to know about Apple's new iPhone 13, iPhone 13 Pro, and iPhone 13 mini.

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“every second of this kicks ass”

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“READ THIS before you pre-order an iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 13 Pro, or iPhone 13 Pro Max #AppleEvent @inputmag https://t.co/WSNxK8nItw”

“Been road tripping for over a flashy redesign boast-post anyday, everyday.”

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“my professor is buggin”

“@NeoYokel dumb country-specific update again from @Apple and still no #offlinemaps! They should have updated the maps separately, not over iOS updates. Just like #GoogleMaps: updated separately from #android OS updates but still integrated properly on Android.”

i live in squalor https://venmo.com/taybeanfriend

“finally i made an accurate one”