“pros: a lot of things cons: A brand new custom anxiety where i don’t have a separation from my workplace and my home where i normally relax & unwind but now constantly have paranoia in the middle of the night on Saturday that i’m supposed to be working and i’m distracted https://t.co/7lPrU85WPT”

“I love when abstract humourous tweets turn into reality”

“It's not very pretty but I just.”

“To SWALTER is to wade through muddy water.”

“I dont know https://t.co/Etjk7OUFNu”

“https://t.co/s20rrtE3V1”

“My personal favorite Illinois heist https://t.co/H8SwrDpLxt”

“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Done absolutely no work today because something is constantly tripping the circuit breaker in our flat. We've turned off everything except for one room (they're at work) so the search is paused”

“somebody tweeted that men don’t know anything about eyebrows & now i’m sick to my stomach, panicking. what the fuck am i supposed to be doing with them. i will do it.”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“Relive a timeless classic… “Will you make me a sandwich?” Remastered in stunning HDR “No more hugs, Will.” The series that shaped a generation”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“100,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!! https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

“#aluminum #aluminium (is this vaguely reassuring or vaguely stressful?)”

“I have been rejected for mentioning unreleased OS versions/features at least 5 times. I’d like to believe they made a policy change, but I’m going to just assume this one slipped through.”

“is there a service that will just mail me things I have to print? #dearlazyweb”

“#aluminum #aluminium (is this vaguely reassuring or vaguely stressful?)”

“I have been rejected for mentioning unreleased OS versions/features at least 5 times. I’d like to believe they made a policy change, but I’m going to just assume this one slipped through.”

“First Pics of Heath Ledger as The Joker surface online! : http://tinyurl.com/2ycuq5”

“watchOS 8.0 Dev Beta 8 (19R5342a) has been released. #watchOS8 #watchOS8DevBeta8 #watchOS8Beta8”

“iOS 15 beta 8 is out”

“iOS 15 Beta 8 is now out over the air.”

“It's iOS 15 beta 8 time”

“iOS 15 Beta 8 has been released! Video coming shortly..”

“Thank you, @draftsapp, for the nice words and integration of @FlickType!🤩”

“iOS 15 Developer Beta 8 has been released by Apple! You can expect Public Beta 8 to be available within 3 hours. #iOS15DevBeta8 #iOS15Beta8”