“furniture costs money *uncontrollable weeping*”

“It’s difficult to overstate the degree to which Balls Twitter has made this app good again”

“Let’s Go! @ Anytime Fitness Columbia, MO North https://t.co/jygZvozPHw”

“It’s difficult to overstate the degree to which Balls Twitter has made this app good again”

“Let’s Go! @ Anytime Fitness Columbia, MO North https://t.co/jygZvozPHw”

“Finished recording my presentation! 36 minutes of raw audio that I need to get to 19 minutes. After that I'll do a little birthday stream, just to chat with folks.”

“Craigslist is just never going to change it’s design is it.”

“Craigslist is just never going to change it’s design is it.”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

TurboTax used to hide its free version from search engine results. The IRS is stopping this.

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“https://t.co/w0vTAPl2RX”

“Not attracted to Rihanna either. I’m sorry again to be an extreme let down of man https://t.co/To3T5PKsTq”

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

“There's a lot of offensive things in the world, but few more offensive than blog posts from corporate engineers sitting on literal mountains of beanbags of open-sourced communal effort that lets their hellscape site function and musing that they MAY open their tin can of sauce”

“Not attracted to Rihanna either. I’m sorry again to be an extreme let down of man https://t.co/To3T5PKsTq”

“https://t.co/w0vTAPl2RX”

“There's a lot of offensive things in the world, but few more offensive than blog posts from corporate engineers sitting on literal mountains of beanbags of open-sourced communal effort that lets their hellscape site function and musing that they MAY open their tin can of sauce”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“The latest blog from our very own Lucy Brunskill. In this post, Lucy explores the wonderful world of Apple Shortcuts and how recent developments have furthered the notion of universal accessibility. #domorewithtechnology https://t.co/gw1SAxxHix”

“Last week, I shared how the @macstoriesnet team preps for an Apple event. https://t.co/DLP2GDxSKt We’re ready to go and have a special hub for you to follow our coverage here: https://t.co/kwYa0YXEXk Or, subscribe to our September Event RSS feed here: https://t.co/n8ctH3xg64”

Today, Shazam surpassed 1 billion songs recognized using its Music Recognition control available in iOS and iPadOS’s Control Center. That’s a huge number, especially considering that the feature was first added in iOS and iPadOS 14.2 less than a year ago. The Music Recognition control can be added to Control Center from the Settings app.

“Shazam Crosses 1 Billion Songs Recognized from Control Center https://t.co/Rj70ZW1REC”

“Shazam Crosses 1 Billion Songs Recognized from Control Center https://t.co/Rj70ZW1REC”