“The implication here is that poor people are poor because they waste money on nice clothes while billionaires live a modest lifestyle. In reality Zuckerberg has spent almost $150,000,000 on property in Hawaii and has sued Native Hawaiians to force them to give up their land. https://t.co/BgLsAHJCpP”

“me closing my eyes before bed”

“Drive-by shooting….of a Merc W123 in Croatia from @alice_male”

“If you press a key while autocompleting a username, the keyboard overlays the cancel prompt but if you are quick, you accidentally hit a key, retriggering the bug and entering a hell cycle. The fix is press nothing, tap focus to close the keyboard then it won't overlay cancel https://t.co/WjrwiKq9ej”

“https://t.co/tfDH0na5D6”

“No idea what Jon Stewart's new show is but please take my money”

“Me at 1130pm: Hmmm i will take 3 small sips of water before bed Me at 730am, dehydrated and waking up: You need to run to the restroom right this instant and pee for what feels like a full minute straight”

“It's Alive!!!!! @theproblem https://t.co/5V2tjQsGIE”

“@NeoYokel I even have a paid subscription :') Just don't have it installed haha”

“@NeoYokel @agiletortoise Have not seen that. If it’s reproducible after a restart, please open a ticket with details (version/os/device) - support@getdrafts.com”

“The waves on the ocean were originally known as WAWS in English, before confusion with the entirely unrelated verb WAVE, meaning to fluctuate or to move back and forth, led to the word being altered in the early 1500s.”

“sometimes you dig in steam profiles and find someone that wanted pictures of your feet when you were 14 years old”

“i dont care what my true form is!!! i want the flu”

“Another #UncomfortableLookingMascot for you”

“i dont care what my true form is!!! i want the flu”

“Another #UncomfortableLookingMascot for you”

“username: Hagrid password: myhutishuge8”

“damn thats crazy”

“i was listening to Hagrid's Hut music with my favorite friends the other day”

“damn thats crazy”

“i think my expertise starts and stops at quake 2”

“@GRUBTHOR discord works for organizing the community, but never for archiving data and information”

http://blankbanshee.com http://hologrambay.net

“No idea what this is supposed to do, but I know I don’t like it.”

“@NeoYokel language is language, it's all about eloquence”

“you dont understand how important tony jaa was to me as a kid”

“bitches want me cause i look like Undead Prince Ricard”

“cant believe i got into the beach boys because of blank banshee this is why sampling is great https://t.co/b7z2z8rzOO”

“👀 SUBSCRIBING HERE.”

“@tapbot_paul If this is in Safari, then it’s that thing that paints the UI in the colours of the currently opened website (added in Safari 15).”