“really can't stress how much happier and peaceful 90% of you people on here would be if you let bygones be bygones, let others live for their banal and insignificant fancies and lifestyles, and if something you disliked came up, you simply scroll down once or twice”

“people love having power over others so damn much, man. judgement, control on enjoyment, control on the friends you keep, demands of attention and entitlement. everyone's a damn bully now, and it's so exhausting”

“I’ve been hearing so many people complaining about some movie being filmed in a town nearby and I finally figured out that it’s the new martin scorsese movie lol”

“MSPaint art from a while ago.”

“We hope everyone has a safe, fun and successful school year!”

“One of the benefits of our new @ClubMacStories website, is that its public facing, allowing us to do things like share these screencasts I made with everyone: https://t.co/eTVMrsCZP2”

“@NeoYokel please see my insta story, you're like the only person I know who might appreciate it”

“We hope everyone has a safe, fun and successful school year!”

“In 2016 this was all you needed to do to get a huge laugh https://t.co/wmSLkaA18B”

“CENOTAPH literally means ‘empty tomb’.”

“In 2016 this was all you needed to do to get a huge laugh https://t.co/wmSLkaA18B”

“I probably have more unread emails than the inventor of email”

“sucking off 300 dicks and not even sharing one”

“every time i open my cat’s food container he focuses on it really intensely and i think one day hes going to grow huge strong hands and open it himself”

“@dutchington Got my varsity jacket today 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾”

“Damn I ain’t even got mine 🤔 … 🔥🔥 https://t.co/4Z55pLVePI”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“since im actually writing chapter 1 instead of just drawing a bunch of shit and tacking on dialogue i hope this one will be a lot better than chapter 0. i basically finally got a grasp on how the metafictional aspects of the story and the Real tie together now”

“i wrote three pages of lore for my comic and i feel like i unlocked something at the back of my brain exploring this”

“I was going to go to bed early tonight... and then just before shutting down I had a "bright idea" that required some "quick" exploring. I just looked up and 2 hours had disappeared.”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“Do men?? experience ???? interiority??? 🗨️ 11.4K 🔁 77.8K 🖤 4.5M”

“goodnight everypony 🥞🏵🐥💝🏕”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Some digital divides persist between rural, urban and suburban America https://t.co/4lxtdV68dP”

“Tired of people who have never built product telling me what “the hardest part” is😭”

“two minutes till no mo cuomo”

Everything we've introduced for Club MacStories and AppStories+ in just 4 minutes. Watch for details.

“any time u get down on myself i need to remember i met my wife on twitter and how powerful that makes me”