“@NeoYokel please see my insta story, you're like the only person I know who might appreciate it”

“We hope everyone has a safe, fun and successful school year!”

“In 2016 this was all you needed to do to get a huge laugh https://t.co/wmSLkaA18B”

“CENOTAPH literally means ‘empty tomb’.”

“In 2016 this was all you needed to do to get a huge laugh https://t.co/wmSLkaA18B”

“I probably have more unread emails than the inventor of email”

“sucking off 300 dicks and not even sharing one”

“every time i open my cat’s food container he focuses on it really intensely and i think one day hes going to grow huge strong hands and open it himself”

“@dutchington Got my varsity jacket today 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾”

“Damn I ain’t even got mine 🤔 … 🔥🔥 https://t.co/4Z55pLVePI”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“since im actually writing chapter 1 instead of just drawing a bunch of shit and tacking on dialogue i hope this one will be a lot better than chapter 0. i basically finally got a grasp on how the metafictional aspects of the story and the Real tie together now”

“i wrote three pages of lore for my comic and i feel like i unlocked something at the back of my brain exploring this”

“I was going to go to bed early tonight... and then just before shutting down I had a "bright idea" that required some "quick" exploring. I just looked up and 2 hours had disappeared.”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“Do men?? experience ???? interiority??? 🗨️ 11.4K 🔁 77.8K 🖤 4.5M”

“goodnight everypony 🥞🏵🐥💝🏕”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Some digital divides persist between rural, urban and suburban America https://t.co/4lxtdV68dP”

“Tired of people who have never built product telling me what “the hardest part” is😭”

“two minutes till no mo cuomo”

Everything we've introduced for Club MacStories and AppStories+ in just 4 minutes. Watch for details.

“any time u get down on myself i need to remember i met my wife on twitter and how powerful that makes me”

“exciting to think, "I will understand more things in the future"”

“Gotta watch some Rally documentaries...”

“We covered a lot of ground today. We’ll have more detail throughout the week. But for a Speedrun through everything, check out my first of several screencasts. Top Tip: Lots of coffee helps when making these ☕ https://t.co/54o3KGgm1J”

“@NeoYokel @Zippo_Zone I wish. Custom pre-built gaming monstrosity.”

“@NeoYokel @Zippo_Zone No as in like the technical term for making anything at all show up on the monitor when /attempting/ to power on.”

“@Zippo_Zone I don't even know. It won't post.”

“Lol I got unfollowed by someone I interact with so much in less than like. A few hours after they finally gave me the follow.”