“@Jalopnik Cutting the structural roof off a unibody vehicle is a brilliant idea. Just wait until it folds itself in half.”

“@Jalopnik Yes”

“what in the world was that weird barrel chicane on the back straight https://t.co/6noMSXlUqy”

“FaceID didn’t work”

“think of when you go to the rental kart places. all of those when bought are made with the same parts. they're not even close to all being the same in performance.”

“real car racing won't be in the olympics bc it's impossible for every single vehicle to be 100% identical in every way even when using all spec parts”

“https://t.co/K5syHFUuZL”

“BEACH BOYS NO! DON’T GO TO THAT BEACH!”

“you ever just think too long about your mental state and it's just like,,,,,,,,,,,,,i should m urk myself”

“this is a true crime podcast lol https://t.co/OTNVM41ziB”

“https://t.co/K5syHFUuZL”

“BEACH BOYS NO! DON’T GO TO THAT BEACH!”

“Louisiana Minutes (1983) angry man looking over wall”

“@spider_bites1 i was made fun of once for saying that rumble is vital to many games ..... but deep in their hearts everyone knows its true”

“@cosmepl rumble on a keyboard is so next level i need it”

“pc gamer thing that has NOT lived up to the hype that everyone always talks about is mechanical keyboarding. its harder to touch find home row and the keys arent clicky enough to justify that. maybe if they had hd rumble”

“@kajstrife Ok so uh I'm gonna need a dramatic reading of this for breakcore purposes.”

“Y’all too old to still be calling Africa a country”

“all tech is good if you are brave”

“im laughing so hard at... making a daily tally of any negs i receive and then posting their addresses”

“https://t.co/TgSzTsBzL3”

“https://t.co/TgSzTsBzL3”

“never forget the one time I told a girl on tinder I was a scorpio and then she unmatched me”

“@chicknraider @RealJoseph123 @iPhone13ProMax_ @SnazzyQ It is phenomenon where a twitter user tries to prove his/her opinion by getting more likes than the above tweet”

“@RealJoseph123 @iPhone13ProMax_ @SnazzyQ What is this whole "ratio" thing on twitter? I don't understand.”

“@SnazzyQ I still don’t understand why you’d by a mini over the SE. but I don’t really understand why anyone would buy any iPhone other than the SE.”

“iPhone mini denouncers have no place in my heart.”

“i wish i was a sunset”