“waiter for a womans 80th birthday party https://t.co/lV8zgz4pge”

“Just saw an old man get carried away in his own home by a bunch of helium balloons 😫😫😫 he kidnapped a boyscout”

“SEAN HANNITY: "Please take Covid seriously. I can't say it enough. Enough people have died. We don't need any more death. Research like crazy. Talk to your doctor... I believe in science. I believe in the science of vaccination." https://t.co/tOi5ebpqSf”

“https://t.co/LbTAuRvWHJ”

“https://t.co/0Hr8RzCEre”

“Just saw an old man get carried away in his own home by a bunch of helium balloons 😫😫😫 he kidnapped a boyscout”

“philly ppl sound off - how’s the music scene there 👀”

“Now that wasn’t so hard, was it? https://t.co/MRWT17ehFr”

“It happened. Today I got an email from a PR company offering a man as a subject matter expert… on the book I wrote with @ceciliakang. Please, my dude, explain my book to me…”

“https://t.co/LbTAuRvWHJ”

“https://t.co/0Hr8RzCEre”

“@NeoYokel Oh shit lol”

“@oldking420 Based as shit. Manifest Destiny Universe”

“everybody is in a sort of convoluted arms race where they are trying to convince the other person that what they just sent them was "useful information" instead of actually figuring out how to do it i think”

“Homeowners for the first time!”

“Homeowners for the first time!”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“1991 500E 🔥 #W124 @PrestigeSurrey”

“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“we need more sports like this :D :D :D https://t.co/zGtolFLomB”

“BRB buying Robinhood on Robinhood”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“Mint #Qship https://t.co/1sAlb8SuDP”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@NeoYokel what if you ask for like 5 dollars, would they just give it, that's a steal for them”

“@NeoYokel just one”

“@NeoYokel its so they can shrink the trucks and put them on treadmills. this is now a sport in the olympic”