“I’m in the outskirts of Bakersfield and I’ve already seen two stretched Hummer H2 limos. The second one had six wheels.”

“I saw a Toyota pickup towing a Toyota pickup (same generation) and a Ford Explorer towing a Ford Explorer (same gen).”

“There should be a version of golf where you just throw the ball. Everything else the same”

“UFO online live now https://t.co/cBgZH6Y1Pm @alienood777”

“My Amazon package came but it was already opened from the bottom. It’s pretty clear that the thief changed their mind once they saw what it was.”

“Mint hardcore powerbombed me today in front of some dude”

“You prefer to see the homepage of a blog to be:”

“@NeoYokel I'm just here for your sound effects. 🤣”

“@NeoYokel Yes.”

“They never tell u in school that sometimes if u wanna have sex ur gonna have to listen to man go on about baseball”

This is a tutorial video on how to use your Bluetooth keyboards and mice with your iPhone in IOS 13.

“I added just a smidge of, what appears to be, very simple Swift code and building this SwiftUI code went from < 1 sec to about 15 seconds. I’m really confused how this was ever allowed to be a thing and even more so how its still a thing.”

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““VR is a bit like a rich white kid with famous parents: It never stops failing upward, forever graded on a generous curve, always judged based on its “potential” rather than its results.” — @davekarpf https://t.co/4QXHTLQPWi”

“i love croutons”

“I hope they’re talking about sports”

“I hope they’re talking about sports”

I wish I was kidding at this point, but the Safari tab bar in iOS 15 beta 4 *can* get busier.Here’s what happens if you do a Google search, have an extension active, and have just downloaded a file.(Magnifying glass, text label, dot on share.) pic.twitter.com/lsiyPnQvxI— Federico Viticci (@viticci) July 28, 2021

“I really can’t believe some people pay $100 for some dumbass to build their ikea furniture . You could have a toddler do it for cheaper”

“@NeoYokel idk i’ve had an ikea desk for 10 years that cost me about $70 i stan ikea”

“What would you do if you saw this while driving down the road? https://t.co/sMVDxymt85”

“customer: hi can i get- me trying to kill them with my mind:”

“After Scarlett Johansson sued Disney over Black Widow's release, Emma Stone is said to be "weighing her options" regarding Cruella. https://t.co/gt7QLwzZ7R”

“martial arts is basically a kind of dancing where the goal is to stop the other guy from dancing”

“This is all I DO see, driving down the road https://t.co/UB2QNdax4K”

“customer: hi can i get- me trying to kill them with my mind:”

“funniest possible downfall for disney imo. the girlbosses have unionized https://t.co/vBFSEBSIvN”