“i love croutons”

“I hope they’re talking about sports”

“I hope they’re talking about sports”

I wish I was kidding at this point, but the Safari tab bar in iOS 15 beta 4 *can* get busier.Here’s what happens if you do a Google search, have an extension active, and have just downloaded a file.(Magnifying glass, text label, dot on share.) pic.twitter.com/lsiyPnQvxI— Federico Viticci (@viticci) July 28, 2021

“I really can’t believe some people pay $100 for some dumbass to build their ikea furniture . You could have a toddler do it for cheaper”

“@NeoYokel idk i’ve had an ikea desk for 10 years that cost me about $70 i stan ikea”

“What would you do if you saw this while driving down the road? https://t.co/sMVDxymt85”

“customer: hi can i get- me trying to kill them with my mind:”

“After Scarlett Johansson sued Disney over Black Widow's release, Emma Stone is said to be "weighing her options" regarding Cruella. https://t.co/gt7QLwzZ7R”

“martial arts is basically a kind of dancing where the goal is to stop the other guy from dancing”

“This is all I DO see, driving down the road https://t.co/UB2QNdax4K”

“customer: hi can i get- me trying to kill them with my mind:”

“funniest possible downfall for disney imo. the girlbosses have unionized https://t.co/vBFSEBSIvN”

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“We've also submitted it to @ProductHunt 🙂 https://t.co/EnyUcgCPaE”

“The official #Mastodon app for iOS is now on the App Store! Get it here: https://t.co/wSDAMQUH0z”

“I know getting a new car is stupid as hell but I really want a 2022 Golf R. Subaru, Honda and Hyundai are just too wild with their designs and the Focus RS is a bit of a collector car.”

“"Are you going to live in fear forever?" is such a weird question to ask an American. Like, yes, that is the eternal project of this country.”

“i luv it when snap filters make me look like Not A Real Person”

“I wish I didn't know why Chris Chan is trending.”

“@ammnontet like it or not, you are officially Gaming News.”

“i luv it when snap filters make me look like Not A Real Person”

“im legally bound to go to hell at this rate https://t.co/9aJA1VzkIL”

“I wrote about my first year taking notes in Roam https://t.co/sZjcEbnUIW”

“Restarting the engine of a Piper J3 Cub by hand. https://t.co/kDvXQEYZYR”

“hey @NeoYokel https://t.co/g66Xxg8WdO”

“Oh neat can't wait to get my ass kicked”