“Listeners of @_upgradefm take note https://t.co/TlxsIeL7TF”

“Starting today, we’re rolling out a preview of the new & improved version of TweetDeck to a limited number of accounts, with enhanced functionality that incorporates more of what you see on https://t.co/8FModRv1sl.”

“sorry i'm gonna take up server space and afk /sweat with my catgirl on my other monitor while editing my hud because i'm a master of the sea, i have the right”

“@NeoYokel please.”

“So Bezos got divorced and then launched himself into space??? Just get a tattoo like the rest of us”

“GRIMGRIBBER is baffling jargon, or impressive-sounding gibberish.”

“@jfkantrowitz I worked as a fire lookout for several summers. For 10k a week? 12-16 weeks would be about right”

“@PetermanValley @OnlyTrueAnika What is this herd and gate keeping mentality? Fine, be that way, no one outside the US will even consider taking a look at "your" messenger.”

“Is there some audio feature of the year for my blog posts:”

“*zooms into document and scrolls around so that I can let the powerful, incomprehensible rage flow through my veins, as the PDF Creator demands of me* https://t.co/EF0MF1WuCB”

“Bezos says he thanks every "Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this"”

““It is only when we are aware of the earth and of the earth as poetry that we truly live” - Henry Beston #CapeCod #Nantucket #MarthasVineyard”

“I never thought I'd see this day, the day when space was made uncool.”

“@NeoYokel @stroughtonsmith I think it goes beyond - any application, e.g. booking a vacation, social media, school work - all rely on a specific model of software and change inherently makes those tasks easier or harder. Pro settings are just the least likely to risk updating.”

““It is only when we are aware of the earth and of the earth as poetry that we truly live” - Henry Beston #CapeCod #Nantucket #MarthasVineyard”

“hmm”

“Been watching just a TON of GCCX and thinking a lot about how much fun it would be to just, sit down and play an entire retro game in a stream in one sitting. There's a great many games I've yet to play at all, classics and curiosities, and I think this would be a great way to do”

“hmm”

“🚨 New @TwitterSpaces Feature Alert 🚨 Monetize Model Update 🎟Ticketed Spaces 🦸‍♂️Super Follows ⏳Pardon Delay 🚫No One Approved yet as of 7.19.21 📬@esthercrawford will send out status email 👇🏽 #TwitterSpacesTips #TwitterSpaces #TwitterSmarter #TwitterTips  #MonetizeMonday https://t.co/VKoP6AfIn1”

“For those who applied to Twitter’s upcoming monetization products — we haven’t started approving applicants yet. Big apologies for it taking some time. I’m working to send an email out with timing details. Rest assured our team is so excited to start onboarding folks! 💰”

“Rebuilding our beautiful city #Durban #StrongerTogether”

“LRT: Lot of nuance and insight in the QRT'd's thread”

“Rebuilding our beautiful city #Durban #StrongerTogether”

“Panaspis wahlbergii - Snake Eyed Skink. From St Lucia, KwaZulu-Natal. https://t.co/xxEoS2cvpK”

“waiter for a womans 80th birthday party https://t.co/lV8zgz4pge”

“apparently one of the girls was expecting him to sing happy birthday btw”

“waiter for a womans 80th birthday party https://t.co/lV8zgz4pge”

“Just saw an old man get carried away in his own home by a bunch of helium balloons 😫😫😫 he kidnapped a boyscout”