“new hair who dis”

“Please, if you aren’t already, support the #VerifyDisabledTwitter campaign. Read this. https://t.co/8Xw4BWa4jX”

“I want to stress that the #VerifyDisabledTwitter campaign doesn’t stop with my getting verified. This is a widespread issue and there are still so many incredible disabled activists who are worthy and *deserve* to be verified. I won’t stop this campaign until they are.”

“If anyone has a JSTOR login hook me up”

“I hear “You've reached your limit of free articles” less as a friendly sales pitch and more in the voice of a frustrated hotel bartender who wants me to leave.”

“I YELLED NO SO LOUD MY MIC IN SHADOWPLAY BROKE IT SOUNDS LIKE A DEMON https://t.co/VKOuXuPmo5”

“https://t.co/uhkXJgt6Aw”

“i normally dont do these but!!!!!!”

“Imagine then build the future you want to live in.”

“https://t.co/OUuNsZj4sX”

“https://t.co/uhkXJgt6Aw”

“i just remembered i used to have a problem with my old mic on shadowplay where if i screamed loud enough it would break it until i disconnected it and restarted geforce experience https://t.co/PlVtW6PzeA”

“i normally dont do these but!!!!!!”

“ok https://t.co/YWiPXUYy8t”

“https://t.co/OUuNsZj4sX”

“I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here: https://t.co/s81jWfJqfD https://t.co/cCGdoOYW1Y”

“@Neopets I have some ideas, neopets social media managers”

“Hey @neopets I made this DM me I just want to talk https://t.co/jJlojJaOxJ”

“omens and portents / the pole report”

“19:07, 7/13 Will never tire of "the look"!”

“omens and portents / the pole report”

“It's not nostalgia all the best cars were made from 1989-1998”

“@79hfg3n3948rhf0 Proud of you”

“eating my own teeth”

“19:07, 7/13 Will never tire of "the look"!”

“Quick note on the iPad is great with the Apple Pencil, but there’s a problem… I’m left handed and the note pops up on the right, it’s a very awkward reach-across-the-entire-device situation for us lefties”

“Apple Quietly Releases MagSafe Battery Pack https://t.co/kU2qKoIabz”

“#portfolioday i am a real and legitimate artist”

“https://t.co/eSToQpuX4B”

“just realized the wu tang clan logo is a W. i thought it was some weird kind of bird this entire time”