“FINALLY IN HD 60FPS EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA https://t.co/0wKrmSj1SA”

“❤️❤️❤️”

“My big fat Greek diner breakfast with two dudes I ran into here in Chicago at some fake news event. And yes @CaseyNewton and @semaforben ate all that mound of food from the fine folks at Salonica.”

“https://t.co/Wwvc4c7v2m”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”

“https://t.co/Wwvc4c7v2m”

“Pain”

“@NeoYokel It's funny because almost every time I find a Twitter Moment on my explore tab, it's from a tabloid that you somehow follow”

“@NeoYokel Don't you follow like 100 news accounts that you probably never read from”

“Grayscale HeavyGrayscale RoundGrayscale Smooth - Simon Lawson”

“told a friend I gave up writing music as it was easier to write *about* music and she responded with a picture of her doing a thumbs up, telling me never to inform another soul of that fact”

“I guess scammers are getting on with the times, so fucking grim”

“https://t.co/GOyg4VLgvm”

“https://t.co/dOcZlF327A”

“me: i wonder why i have been feeling unwell lately also me:”

“@NeoYokel FUUUUUUUCK”

“@NeoYokel fuck. so you’re saying i’m gonna survive ???”

“when you don’t care about anything so you grab the “still cooking” taquitos from quiktrip and eat them.”

“https://t.co/mqoCXqCtx8”

“Word of the Day: EMBRANGLEMENT (n.) an intricate state of confusion or disorder”

“Love seeing the march from FB group -> Podcast -> Boo….”

“i love matthew So Fucking Much It’s Fucked Up And Insane How God Led Me To Such A Perfect Man”

“Morning folks. James Hunt’s #VintageMotorRacingBoardGame has backgrounds redolent of a Monaco playboy’s environs. Not got one of these…yet”

“https://t.co/N47oF826Io”

“well this aged like milk (Third Industrial Revolution, 2011)”

“Lovely meditation on programmatic scripts and notes.”

“thank u for my life 💖 @nelljuly @hhazelboyy @dumbcatte @RNDYGFFE”

“i think i am finally gonna take pictures of it tomorrow LOL... but, sleeping (for now)”

“(this is how you "wind" up a pendulum clock, this one can go for eight days without me needing to do it!”