“alfalfa field and bluegrass plain catgut string and sorghum cane carving knife and turnip root nettle slipper on each foot”

“msdos_PowerChess_1989”

“@NeoYokel We are not bringing back montage parodies”

“To FORTOGGLE someone is to distract them.”

“agi_disco-nights-demo”

“Still waiting for annotations for the rapid streams of discord.”

“good night”

“i made a cringe rym if u want to look i might write some reviews when i am unwell https://t.co/rlqRqTroF0”

“Much love to pick your brain with a lot of it.”

“in a year everyone will do gnomecore and then ill switch to brownies and convince people the trendy new key to an authentic life is to do your chores when your friends are asleep”

“i dont post enough about how amazing @cosmepl is. she's one of the smartest people i know and is constantly learning new things or teaching me. also she made @tngimagebot”

“A story in three parts”

“gnomes don’t smoke weed. goblins don’t either. you do that”

“@NeoYokel Hey it's a 2012 that's pretty new”

“@NeoYokel CRAP”

“Would you like to play a very, very popular word game in an emulated Apple II in your browser?”