“Just out of curosity, What features would you like to see in shortcuts but can also be achieved by a third party app. How would you make shortcuts better in this scenario? Just so attached to this idea, for some reason. And yes I have heard about other apps on market.”

“An entire book could be written about the UX mistakes that were made here.”

“@simonbs Is she going to make some shortcuts ;) ?”

“just opened the subway door for this girl who ain’t have a metro card, why i’m really new york’s batman.. this city needs me”

“My GF from the other room: Honey, can you explain JSON to me? Me: YES! THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR. Me: *Explains JSON* My GF: Thanks. Can you also explain what an API is? Me: Is this some new kind of foreplay?”

“14 years ago today... https://t.co/h5uwm6aNpo”

“@agiletortoise The beginning a lot of journeys.”

“@simonbs “There’s actually an app I’d highly recommend for opening your JSON file…””

“@lachlanjc That’s the first thing that crossed my mind but…. She’s using Windows 🙊🙈🙉”

“@agiletortoise I’m really glad you did. I use @draftsapp every single day.”

“Have you checked out the themes in the Drafts Directory lately? Lots of great, ready-to-use themes help you get a look you’ll love. https://t.co/g2cSf8ZzX0”

“@simonbs I’d be scared if my wife asked me swift related questions”

“These do look great, but my YouTube beef with @chris_lawley as his theme has surpassed mine in popularity. It is a good theme, though…”

“@Paulzsmith1 @urduecksalesguy @sjlyons50 @CianHa #AutoTrivia: What was this car and what made it unique?”

“https://t.co/lAxzUlZghG”

“@NeoYokel eat your JAMES”

“To DRETCH is to leave slowly or reluctantly.”

“Like dat”

“What’s behind me?”

“@YourBudTevin”

“@YourBudTevin”

“@NeoYokel”

“As well as ELSEWHERE, ‘in some other place’, English has words like ELSEHOW (in some other way), ELSEWHEN (at some other time), ELSEWHAT (something else), ELSEWHO (someone else), ELSEWHENCE (from some other place), and ELSEWHITHER (in some other direction).”

“me performin me n @manapool_’s track eeee :~)”

“4K, anti-aliased, emulated on @Dolphin_Emu Wind Waker (GameCube) is a thing of beauty. Looks stunning in motion. I prefer the original look to the washed out Wii U port. Custom HD textures and upscaling really bring out the character of this game.”

“This year we lost so much”

“Oh wait that was last year. Nevermind”