“the insane neighbors of my parents that showed my mom pictures of local dead bodies are heavily anti vax. Who wouldve guessed”

“Ran to the gate for no reason”

“not afraid to call out this BS https://t.co/v0olwu47yG”

“how are you going to make a sample pack without at least providing a public demo of the pack”

“iPadOS 15 and pulling indicators. These are Slide Over, Picture in Picture, and Quick Note. Can you tell them apart? I feel like a new design is needed for these.”

“I learned from this amazing essay by @janetmanley that Australian parents dress their kids up in cute 'convict pyjamas' https://t.co/XeuARjH9up”

“mssngo into baile i’m fucking transcending https://t.co/AXYcvy81Jf”

“don’t listen too hard you can kinda hear me and olivia screaming the lyrics until i almost dropped my phone during the baile part lmao https://t.co/ua4nQI3qdD https://t.co/BkyMQjODbu”

“i sent this tweet whilst drunk at a waffle house”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“setting up my new laptop”

“da look 4 da cidercade”

“ok youtube”

“BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“This looks like that….”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“This looks like that….”

“setting up my new laptop”

“hahaha Freud was a bitch! watch this, i'm gonna prove him wrong *proves freud right beyond a shadow of a doubt*”

“Currently I'm fuckin around a lot makin music and getting back into practice And /you're/ gonna find out”

“*inventing sliced bread* God this is so fucking useless. No one will ever use this.”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“*inventing sliced bread* God this is so fucking useless. No one will ever use this.”

“Currently I'm fuckin around a lot makin music and getting back into practice And /you're/ gonna find out”

“hahaha Freud was a bitch! watch this, i'm gonna prove him wrong *proves freud right beyond a shadow of a doubt*”

“happy anniversary https://t.co/fLkiPDSZDZ”