“patient: Doctor i feel Ill and I need an IV stat Roman doctor: what the fuck”

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

“@NeoYokel I’M-”

“Beautiful and I want a full procurement moon.”

“Beautiful and I want a full procurement moon.”

“@NeoYokel I’M-”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

“Word of the Day: POT-SHOTTEN (adj.) drunk”

“can’t believe i just spent an hour listening to slam poetry”

“Morning folks. Another #PetrolStationCake for you today displaying the Australian Golden Fleece oil brand.”

“The words BECAUSE and ESPECIALLY become ‘cos’ and ‘specially’ due to a process called APHAERESIS—the loss of a sound from the beginning of a word. Historically, it was this process too that formed the words CUTE from ACUTE, SPY from ESPY, MEND from AMEND, and SQUIRE from ESQUIRE.”

“patient: Doctor i feel Ill and I need an IV stat Roman doctor: what the fuck”

“The words BECAUSE and ESPECIALLY become ‘cos’ and ‘specially’ due to a process called APHAERESIS—the loss of a sound from the beginning of a word. Historically, it was this process too that formed the words CUTE from ACUTE, SPY from ESPY, MEND from AMEND, and SQUIRE from ESQUIRE.”

“Morning folks. Another #PetrolStationCake for you today displaying the Australian Golden Fleece oil brand.”

“can’t believe i just spent an hour listening to slam poetry”

“Word of the Day: POT-SHOTTEN (adj.) drunk”

“https://t.co/nUoCNJ7cAd”

“We see a big opportunity to build an ad offering that creates value and aligns incentives for creators and advertisers. But first...we test! 🧪”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“Talk to your users like people instead of using buzzwords https://t.co/jcEfY7USod”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“Also, a textbook example of how much data is in raw files. The initial photo has crushed shadows and blown out highlights, but that doesn’t mean the data is gone. https://t.co/z7KBPfjfP7”

“copped”

“Still blown away at how simple it is to get shots like this in the dead of night on our phones.”