“why didn’t the new matrix have any techno in it at all. big beat techno is a giant glowing sword in a stone that no one has the courage or strength to wield. Remedy this NOW”

“https://t.co/slBit89arg”

“Dream last night consisted of roaming around Portland, then roaming in a strange version of the world from PSO2NGS”

“https://t.co/04Xms1M3OK”

“favorite film criticism of all time was when Baudrillard was like "The Matrix is surely the film about the matrix the matrix would produce"”

“@butt_sword L”

“Which one of you liberals left your pronouns in our room”

“new instagram filter “follower” - tap and hold to fart. After X amount of farts you get dubbed “stinky” and the gaseous trail no longer dissipates, sorry bud! https://t.co/AWK8d5G8gB”

“Cool”

“Have you heard ‘firedrill's rogue planet - 01072022’ by @datafruits on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/bhpAQQY4Vn”

“just cleaned my toilet can i get a W”

“I just wish the "New York Times" would for once write an article about "Jeopardy."”

“Current status: ripping CDs like it's 1999.”

“I'm putting malware in viral memes with qr codes”

“@NeoYokel It usually comes from people who think $2500 speaker cables are somehow better”

“@NeoYokel And trust me, you don’t wanna have at them. They’re at Scientology levels of belief.”

“dodge this”

“moaning in my girls ear like that sound from the bgm of stage 1 of metal slug 2”

“Do u ever just sit down to go to the bathroom and then what happens next not even the greatest of historians could have predicted”

“Girl bossing serial killing”

“I've been using the term "digital bricolage" recently - and I seem to recall some kind of canonical web link (blog post?) about bricolage on the web. Can't find it. Ring any bells?”

“An honest response about how this ecosystem is made of air. Also, compare this to decentralized tech like ActivityPub, where there wasn't a "missing middle" like this. It was decentralized and largely usable from day one. Oh, and there was "limited funding" early on there, too.”

“@emcardle https://t.co/yjUbhoCDEb”

“delsym city 3000”