“"my life is a movie" yeah bro CARS 2”

“Source: u/BeNaRd40 from Reddit”

“When the rave is funny”

“MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO "COMPARE" CONCEPTS COMPARISONS ARE A GATEWAY TO INSANITY!!! "(this) is like (that)" DO YOU HEAR HOW DERANGED YOU SOUND?? "this is just like that time..." NO IT ISN'T !! THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW. IF IT WAS "JUST LIKE THAT TIME" IT WOULD'VE HAPPENED THEN!!!”

“oh shit!!! the @funnierrave show at mag is getting livestreamed!!!! come hang out and listen to some Hot Tunes, and stick around cuz i'll be "beta testing" an album i've been working on for a while at 1am EST/10pm PST 💊❤️💊 https://t.co/h0S5nFHoXi”

“Not a day goes by on this website that I am not reminded that the worst thing a smart person can do on here is accept the man’s blue tick mark”

“thank god he doesn’t have thumbs”

“😂 Semiconductor shortage leads to Canon selling toner cartridges without chips which usually identify them as genuine, so Canon now instructs customers on how to override the warnings for using "counterfeit" cartridges”

“https://t.co/PhyFnHgaGh”

“Love it when super creative people just look like normal dudes. Like y'all made this entire thought provoking project that expands generations of design and style and you look like a dude that wears Old Navy named Pete. I fucking live that.”

“Great story from @corintxt detailing how a phishing attack using Discord webhooks worked to scam people out of thousands of dollars. NFTs look like an accelerant for these types of scams https://t.co/wYXLbXdcRq”

“The Messenger EP is now on Tidal, Spotify, and Apple Music!”

“as an asian american that grew up in queens my lunchbox story is that no one made fun of my lunch cause the dominican kid was busy throwing a crumbled up paper bag at the bangladeshi kid and saying "counterterrorists win" in the counterstrike voice”

“"America is a Hindutva Christian milk-loving Aryan cowboy nation!"”

“https://t.co/OVZckpH10z”

“cigarettes don’t even get you high, right? like they’re literally just for cancer.”

“https://t.co/5f25rksPUq”

“https://t.co/0meg9DIAYk”

“As the day ends. 海拉鲁的一日之末。”

“LIVE NOW 🔴 Broadcasting from isolation, Bumper 2 Bumper (me and @seanmnl) with deep & rugged dance music on @datafruits, until 10pm PHT 🏁 https://t.co/EuOwQERPsd”

“https://t.co/1lLnhpuuRR”

“3 TIMES on @datafruits, live now! first show of the year, "radical happy new ear", feat. frosty techno from the likes of PETE namlook, SUN electric and a timely guest appearance from the late terrence mckenna https://t.co/wrxIoPNcKQ”

“hi (birthday edition)”

“good morning”

“This DJ on a bike is madness and a great conversation with We talked about:”