“every second of this kicks ass”

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“READ THIS before you pre-order an iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 13 Pro, or iPhone 13 Pro Max #AppleEvent @inputmag https://t.co/WSNxK8nItw”

“Been road tripping for over a flashy redesign boast-post anyday, everyday.”

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“my professor is buggin”

“@NeoYokel dumb country-specific update again from @Apple and still no #offlinemaps! They should have updated the maps separately, not over iOS updates. Just like #GoogleMaps: updated separately from #android OS updates but still integrated properly on Android.”

i live in squalor https://venmo.com/taybeanfriend

“finally i made an accurate one”

“@NeoYokel don't they say this every release”

“finally i made an accurate one”

“Dan Kramer lent me his engineering notebook from his time at Atari. It contains his notes from October 2 1980 through February 11 1982. I scanned it and uploaded it to @internetarchive. https://t.co/vMivTgA95Q”

At today’s Apple event, the company unveiled updates to the iPad mini and the 10.2” iPad. The 10.2” version continues to serve as Apple’s entry-level iPad at the lowest price point of any iPad, while the mini takes a more pro-like turn compared to its predecessor. iPad mini The new iPad mini was my favorite

“A full Atari Engineer's engineering notebook from 1980-1982 has been scanned and put up on the Internet Archive. https://t.co/4QIfCSqW57”

“summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 @xbox Bluetooth 🕯 🕯 audio support 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯”

“Apple Update the iPad mini and 10.2″ iPad https://t.co/CTFErqppGJ”

its just a website

“The circle of cop life”

“CES really had found The Courage to send this today”

apple.com has all the updates 0:00 - Good morning! 0:39 - What I think about Apple's products 2:08 - More boring for pundits, better for consumers? 2:48 - Compunding interest in product quality 3:39 - The Samsung way 5:03 - Major Apple innovation is likely around the corner 6:28 - Be safe out there! Follow A Better Computer on Twitter at https://twitter.com/a_better_comp Follow Matt: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mattbirchler Blog: https://birchtree.me

“i dont need a news article. if that guy made a news article tell him to come over here and say it to my face”

“Slang names for pickpockets include FIG-BOY (1500s), BUNG-NIPPER (1600s), HOISTER (1700s), BUZZGLOAK (1800s), CLY-FAKER (1800s), FOGLE-HUNTER (1800s), and PRAT-DIGGER (1930s).”

“.@alptrack is on now!!!!! https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb”

“i love JADLEY and BEEFLODE”

“The circle of cop life”

“CES really had found The Courage to send this today”