“oh hey this goin. i create computer nightmares for fun, look; https://t.co/YhWqRY4FGS”

“Hey Anna! I’m really sorry to do this so last minute, but I’m gonna have to bail on the gala :( I just had a really busy day at work and my phone’s at 3%, so I really need to head home and have a night in. Have fun though, and hope we can sync up soon!”

“faded in the crib playing mahjong”

“to me this is the equivalent of a wedding ring”

“This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines. https://t.co/IiR8iavlyN”

“https://t.co/dubf9xaZUA”

“to me this is the equivalent of a wedding ring”

“CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE THIS FRIDAY DELTA RUNE CHAPTER 2 IS COMING BAY BEE”

“This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines. https://t.co/IiR8iavlyN”

“https://t.co/dubf9xaZUA”

“two wolves, they are twins”

“when i was younger i thought “Alzheimer’s” was “Old Timer’s” because i never saw it spelled out”

“I am writing directly in the CMS (no, not Wordpress because that shit sucks and we have way better tools) and it feels so damn good Yet so wrong But I'm doing it anyway”

“two wolves, they are twins”

“Question to my fellow tech reviewers: Do you go back and read your review of last year's model? And the one before that? And the one before that? Tech YouTubers, same question: Do you rewatch past reviews? Cause I do. Just so I'm not saying the exact same thing.”

“MEN if your bae gets new pants with very wide bottoms do NOT call them her new Lori Lightfoot pants you WILL get yelled at”

During TIFF 2021, you are cordially invited to attack & dethrone cinema as part of MIDNIGHT DANKNESS: Three Nights of Racer Trash Remixes.

@couchpawg, on laying down.

“>not getting a gamer grave”

“Ancient atheists”

“*slight inconvenience happens* me internally: dark souls prepared me for this i got this shit”

“Starbucks coffee tastes like weed resin”

“⚡️ “Nina Loves Laying Down” by @NeoYokel https://t.co/DU7IBcZEbd”

“Just had surgery on my neighbor”

“A handful of RSVP slots remain for the final edition of @racertrash’s MIDNIGHT DANKNESS. Previous screenings have included THE ABBADOOK, YOU’VE GOT NAILS, CAN-D-MAN, and BRAIN CANDY! FRIDAY is another World Premiere. RSVP now: https://t.co/jJuGAE2H9x”

“There are over 150 websites”

“>not getting a gamer grave”