“even if i had $100,000 in my bank account i would still steal cat food”

“I can rotate an electron in my head with enough momentum to give it mass”

“Best feature of iPhone hands down. Thank you Apple 🙏 ☺️”

“I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why Apple didn’t release the iPad mini in the same colors as the new iMacs. In fact, if all of their devices came in those colors, I’d happily own a green MacBook Pro, blue AirPods, an orange iPhone, and maybe a purple or yellow iPad Pro?”

“https://t.co/cAHm4tOxwx”

“flashback to when Frank thought the Xbox was a bowl of water 🙃 https://t.co/1LMOpaZwZ4”

“@agiletortoise”

“Today I learned that 75 refugees from Afghanistan will be arriving in Montana. I strongly oppose the resettlement of these Afghan nationals in Montana.”

“If you Google “drafts”, do you get the Drafts site as the first result? Had not vanity searched in a while and was surprised it was the first result. Then I started wondering if it was just Google knowing my history even though I’m signed out.”

“flashback to when Frank thought the Xbox was a bowl of water 🙃 https://t.co/1LMOpaZwZ4”

“@agiletortoise”

“Navigation on iOS is getting steadily weirder over time. To navigate back 4 screens in an app I just had to: Swipe back, hit an X button, swipe down a bottom sheet, and swipe back again. It felt like a hame, but not a very fun one 😂”

“https://t.co/l75JxUhZUg”

“This is obnoxious.”

In this podcast from his series looking at some of what's new and notable in iOS 15, Thomas Domville introduces us to iCloud Private Relay. iCloud Private Relay ensures the Safari traffic leaving your device is encrypted - so no one can intercept and read it - and it puts all your requests through two separate internet relays. The result is that no one, including Apple, can see who you are or what sites you are visiting.

“Music festivals (and Vegas in general) smell a lot like smoke and weed”

“you're in her dms. i'm in her letterboxd demanding that she needs to reappraise the resident evil films.”

“https://t.co/l75JxUhZUg”

“This is obnoxious.”

“[Podcast] How to Use iCloud Private Relay to Secure your Safari Browsing on iOS https://t.co/LXdn2FwNne”

“Would love any feedback/bug reports! For me personally it's First Round Review.”

“*commenting on a pregnancy announcement* Good job!”

“asking the mcdonalds drive thru guy what he recommends”

“Kinda wanna make a YouTube channel.”

“found a childish drawing i did 8 years ago??”

“found a childish drawing i did 8 years ago??”