“is it executive dysfunction or am i just in my flop era”

“@NeoYokel LMFAOAOAOOOOOO OMFF”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“i love sitting down”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“Most people: aw man, cinematic mode on the new iPhones only support up to 30fps Me: cinematic modes literally only need 24fps 😏”

“men making tik toks is too far. Maybe it’s time to dial that toxic masculinity back in a little”

“https://t.co/KoO0SdJDdj”

“i always fuck up my recyciling on purpose as a "fuck you" to the man”

“She's Gone County,,,look at them boots she's gone country back to her roots”

“https://t.co/KoO0SdJDdj”

The iPhone 13 comes out on September 24. Before you pre-order here's what you need to know about Apple's new iPhone 13, iPhone 13 Pro, and iPhone 13 mini.

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“every second of this kicks ass”

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“READ THIS before you pre-order an iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 13 Pro, or iPhone 13 Pro Max #AppleEvent @inputmag https://t.co/WSNxK8nItw”

“Been road tripping for over a flashy redesign boast-post anyday, everyday.”

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“my professor is buggin”

“@NeoYokel dumb country-specific update again from @Apple and still no #offlinemaps! They should have updated the maps separately, not over iOS updates. Just like #GoogleMaps: updated separately from #android OS updates but still integrated properly on Android.”

i live in squalor https://venmo.com/taybeanfriend

“finally i made an accurate one”

“@NeoYokel don't they say this every release”

“finally i made an accurate one”

“Dan Kramer lent me his engineering notebook from his time at Atari. It contains his notes from October 2 1980 through February 11 1982. I scanned it and uploaded it to @internetarchive. https://t.co/vMivTgA95Q”

At today’s Apple event, the company unveiled updates to the iPad mini and the 10.2” iPad. The 10.2” version continues to serve as Apple’s entry-level iPad at the lowest price point of any iPad, while the mini takes a more pro-like turn compared to its predecessor. iPad mini The new iPad mini was my favorite