“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“every second of this kicks ass”

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“READ THIS before you pre-order an iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 13 Pro, or iPhone 13 Pro Max #AppleEvent @inputmag https://t.co/WSNxK8nItw”

“Been road tripping for over a flashy redesign boast-post anyday, everyday.”

“didnt bother cleaning the mirror but look at this cool jacket i got”

“Morning folks. “Marg’ret, MARG’RET! Do we have any books on the postal history of Ashby De La Zouch?””

“i fuckin love hardware synth demo videos so much https://t.co/zpyX3gQ6x9”

“my professor is buggin”

“@NeoYokel dumb country-specific update again from @Apple and still no #offlinemaps! They should have updated the maps separately, not over iOS updates. Just like #GoogleMaps: updated separately from #android OS updates but still integrated properly on Android.”

i live in squalor https://venmo.com/taybeanfriend

“finally i made an accurate one”

“@NeoYokel don't they say this every release”

“finally i made an accurate one”

“Dan Kramer lent me his engineering notebook from his time at Atari. It contains his notes from October 2 1980 through February 11 1982. I scanned it and uploaded it to @internetarchive. https://t.co/vMivTgA95Q”

At today’s Apple event, the company unveiled updates to the iPad mini and the 10.2” iPad. The 10.2” version continues to serve as Apple’s entry-level iPad at the lowest price point of any iPad, while the mini takes a more pro-like turn compared to its predecessor. iPad mini The new iPad mini was my favorite

“A full Atari Engineer's engineering notebook from 1980-1982 has been scanned and put up on the Internet Archive. https://t.co/4QIfCSqW57”

“summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 @xbox Bluetooth 🕯 🕯 audio support 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯”

“Apple Update the iPad mini and 10.2″ iPad https://t.co/CTFErqppGJ”

its just a website

“The circle of cop life”

“CES really had found The Courage to send this today”

apple.com has all the updates 0:00 - Good morning! 0:39 - What I think about Apple's products 2:08 - More boring for pundits, better for consumers? 2:48 - Compunding interest in product quality 3:39 - The Samsung way 5:03 - Major Apple innovation is likely around the corner 6:28 - Be safe out there! Follow A Better Computer on Twitter at https://twitter.com/a_better_comp Follow Matt: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mattbirchler Blog: https://birchtree.me

“i dont need a news article. if that guy made a news article tell him to come over here and say it to my face”

“Slang names for pickpockets include FIG-BOY (1500s), BUNG-NIPPER (1600s), HOISTER (1700s), BUZZGLOAK (1800s), CLY-FAKER (1800s), FOGLE-HUNTER (1800s), and PRAT-DIGGER (1930s).”

“.@alptrack is on now!!!!! https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb https://t.co/bv71KA3ijb”

“i love JADLEY and BEEFLODE”